I want to be funnier, how can I do that?

yea a few golden rules about beeing funny is: 1. Be unaxpected, thats what makes things funny, like punchlines, there always things you least expected to hear. 2. Timeing, what for that split silence and then say the witty thing. 3. Never think you funny, always say somthing thats funny in the most seriuos way posible

Think out loud and think random thought, that is the key to being found funny in most cases. I want a pickle.

Steal some of the great stuff from Family Guy and The Simpsons and apply it to everyday life. Play funny video games with hilarious text and try that out in everyday life. I recommend Animal Crossing, Earthbound and Conker's Bad Fur Day. Also, go on youtube and watch some funny prank call videos. I found a funny one where Mr. T calls a towing company and another one where Mr. T orders pizza.