He said he needed a costume for a party...
By Rosekitty
@Rosekitty (19368)
San Marcos, Texas
July 11, 2008 9:47pm CST
Never a dull life at my store..LOL..
This guy comes in and says he needed an woman's outfit for a costume party tomorrow and wanted it sexy..so i started going through all my women vintage sexy pieces and he starts trying them on..flash backs were going off in my head..deja vue?..he starts in on bustier with stockings and asks my opinion..well this outfit had no panties..so guess what i got to see..LOL...as i'm thinking yep its him..he gets dressed and says he wants the outfit and will go to his car for the money..and i'm laughing knowing he's not coming back after he leaves..
Now has anyone else here ever had a moment like this? I wish i would have rememberd right away but whatever blows his skirt up..LOL..this ended my day with a full monty moment..LOL
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@kbourgerie (8780)
• United States
12 Jul 08
The only thing similar that comes to mind is when I worked at Ross an elderly gentleman came to my counter with a pair of Speedos in his hand. He was obviously in a rush to pay for his wares and get the heck out of Dodge. I couldn't resist the temptation. I lifted them up as high as I could and announced "Can I get a price check?" I think if he could have melted into the linoleum he surely would have. LOL.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
12 Jul 08
fi Rosekitty wow well now he sure did dress up sexy but he
must have missed one important part I never had a moment like
that one. but again I remember this nice looking lady with a hat with a veil down over her=his eyes and a shaply figure in a nice brown suit and nylons and hi heels. okay she walked funny but I thought maybe she doesnt often wear her heels. she comesinto the same student rest room where I am going on my way to my human sexuality program, where we were to have a guest speaker on transvestites. this woman spoke to me as we washed up and then it hit me,her-his face looked very familar and the voice, he was an assistant district attorney who was famous for getting some bad
guys sent up. So I get to class and he is introduced as Mr.blah bah. a transvestite. his walk in the high heels gave him away to me and his voice was a bit husky for a womans.lol lol lol.
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
12 Jul 08
Hatley..that is soo funny..ok i see alot of trans and gays but to think i needed a jolly from someone today was to to funny..after i caught on what was happening i kept throwing clothes in the dressing room for him to try on..LOL
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@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
13 Jul 08
I haven't had anything like that happen to me. But that is hilarious, maybe he needed to get his freak on quickly. I would have laughed my butt off.
@wallstreet (341)
• United States
13 Jul 08
to bad that there are no videos of this... it would have made a great viral...
Imagine the voice overs that you could doo...
@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
13 Jul 08
If I worked at that kind of store my fiance would be there all the time. Not only because we'd have to go to another county for me to work in a store like that, but also because of weird moments like that! I am glad you got a thrill, but I know that I wouldn't want to see it! Have a Wonderful Day!
@athinapie (1150)
• Philippines
13 Jul 08
whoa!!!! hehehe that's a really funny incident! I have never had a moment like that but how I wished I did. I'm sure I would have had a good laugh with that! hehehe. Thanks for sharing!
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
13 Jul 08
That is really funny! Great story.
Shame ya didn't make the sale tho, lol.
@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
12 Jul 08
Oh my gosh, I think I would have just started laughing and not been able to stop. LOL There was a guy that used to shop at a mall I worked at, bought heels, and shopped in the women's shops.....but never saw him trying anything on! LOL that is just too funny. Did he have matching heels to go with the outfit?! LOL
@munhozmib (3836)
• Sao Paulo, Brazil
13 Jul 08
Hello, Rosekitty!
Wow, that must have been a hard situation for you! lol You have to deal with some certain clients... Well, I don't know what to say, because I have a big "?" in my head. You mean the déjà vu thing, and this means that you know that guy? Who is him, if I may ask?
Respectfully,
Munhozmib.
@twallace (2675)
• United States
12 Jul 08
I know that you had to laugh at the deja vu of that moment of the customer coming in and wanting to try on something. Knowing that they were not coming back. I have done that before and have had that done to me while working in retail. I think that sometimes people really don't know what they are looking for and shop around. Then when they don't find what they are looking for or the best deal that they were looking for. They sometimes end up right back to the store that they started in. I hope that he has underwear on and you didn't see something that you didn't want to see. How often do you have customers come in and don't come back?. Then how often do you have those that know what they want but still hard to please? I know that sometimes it can be frustrating dealing with the public. HOw do you deal with those things?
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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13 Jul 08
Hello Rosekitty,
My friends' sister used to go out with this guy, I didn't like him because he always used ignore me when are all together and I told my friend's sister that he is a weird, so she had a go at me. To cut the story short one day my friend's sister came back from early and caught her boyfriend with her clothes own, she was quite shocked and threw him out, that was the last time we saw of him, the I told her I thought he was weird she just looked at me and burst out laughing and and said you should have seen him, not thanks!
Tamarafireheart.
@stagewhisper (901)
• United States
12 Jul 08
Wow, sounds like you work at an interesting store, Rosekitty! That's so funny that he would do that too, though why didn't he wear boxers or something over if there were no panties? (Unless he went commando...) Still, that's hilarious. You meet all kinds of people out there in the world, don't you?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
•
12 Jul 08
I guess that's called living your fantasy. I just hope that he had something worth seeing! Talk about organised flashing. Does this happen often in your store? There are places here that men can go to and cross dress with women assistants. But I guess maybe his thrill was the "shock".
@bluerubymoon53 (3286)
• United States
12 Jul 08
Ummmm....what the heck kinda store do you work at anyway?
Sounds like the guy wanted to get his jollies. And wasn't the least bit bashful about it either.
@DonnaLawson (4032)
• United States
12 Jul 08
Never a dull one, huh, Rose?? That would have just about grossed me out.. Tell him that the next time, just come in and undress and stay the heck out of your clothing.. You don't need this to be the first thing that someone sees when they come in your store.. I guess that he just needed some attention.. Have a great day