Another idiot I want to make fun of
By wooitsmolly
@wooitsmolly (3613)
United States
July 13, 2008 3:05pm CST
Yesterday I was having a conversation with some annoying guy on the internet... don't ask me why I was even talking to him.. he IMed me. Anyway, I was being my usual lovely (see: b!tchy) self, and yet he would not leave me alone. I said something he must have found extra rude and this was his comeback....
"why don't you just go take your finger and finger yourself?"(edited for correct spelling)
At first it might seem kind of rude to say this to someone, until you actually think about what he is saying. I mean, of course I'd like to take my finger and finger myself! That's like saying, "why don't you just go eat a home cooked meal made by your granny?!" and thinking it's going to offend...
amirite
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5 responses
yesurite.
@Latrivia (2878)
• United States
14 Jul 08
Ha, I probably would have replied "Good idea", if I bothered replying at all. You must have been arguing with an 11 year old, because I have a hard time imagining an adult saying that. Then again, a lot of adults I meet online (if they are even adults) don't possess the mental maturity of a 13 year old, so I guess I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be some loser adult with the mental capacity of a gold fish.
I've come to look at comebacks like those as an admittance of defeat in an argument. If you can't come up with a decent rebuttal, you should either just admit it, or don't reply at all. Anything else is just a failing attempt to save face.
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@suspenseful (40193)
• Canada
15 Jul 08
If you were being you usual b*itchy self then I would not blame him. It does seem an impossibility and I know exactly what he meant. And it is sure different from the saying about your granny. About the rudeness, maybe it did not bother you, but it bothered him. Maybe be a little less b*itchy. It might help.
@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
16 Jul 08
Thanks for the awesome advice, suspenseful! I will totally do that all the time always!!
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
16 Jul 08
Me? Sarcastic? Never! I am only trying to be less of the raging b!tch I am so I can make friends and be loved 
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@awonderfullife (2893)
• United States
13 Jul 08
LOL Molly. Thanks for the chuckle! Man I missed your humor when you were gone!
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@coolseeds (3919)
• United States
13 Jul 08
I guess his parents didn't read him the "Br'er Rabbit stories" when he was young. Maybe he wanted you to go do something fun so you might come back in a better mood. He might have a secret mission to make the world a better place full of happiness and joy. LOL
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