I like this logic:D
By mygirls9901
@mygirls9901 (338)
United States
July 13, 2008 5:34pm CST
Can't eat beef...Mad cow
Can't eat chicken...Bird Flu
Can't eat eggs...Salmonella
Can't eat pork...Fears the Bird Flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish...Heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides
***Hmmmmmmm......
I believe that leaves CHOCOLATE!!!
Chocolate IS a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans......beans= vegetable
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contin milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
REMEMBER, STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!!
Hope you all enjoy :P If only we could only live off of chocolate :D Have a great day :D
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9 responses
@stagewhisper (901)
• United States
15 Jul 08
I like that logic, and thoroughly approve of this topic. Now, who brought the chocolate cake, who's got the brownies, and where did those chocolate chip cookies go?! 
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
15 Jul 08
LOL!!! Don't forget the chocolate ice cream with the hot fudge sauce :P I'll bring that one and we'll just have a grand old party :D Thanks for the response :D
@nidabadua (37)
• Philippines
14 Jul 08
in the philippines especially in the rural areas, we eat lots of vegetables. do you have malunggay leaves in your place? Horseradish is the english name. it is the queen of all vegetables and it is rich in food nutrients. try some dried leaves for body nutrients?
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
Nidabadua, Yes, we have horseradish in the US. I think someone just sent this as a joke. Thanks for the response :D
@joliefille (3690)
• Philippines
14 Jul 08
Wow I never even realized that. Stressed spelled backwards would be desserts. I've learned something new today hehe.
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
I love that statement. It definitely brigs to light more reasons on why people want sweets when they are stressed out :P Thanks for the response :D
@greenglitterturtle (2750)
• United States
14 Jul 08
stressed backwards is dessert is great. :D you know once i went thru a phase that i wasn't eating any chocolate which made me wonder if something was wrong with me because i used to have to have some everyday. i snapped out of it. then once my sister told my she didn't think she could trust someone that didn't like chocolate. (unless of course they were allergic to it.)
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
LOL, Turtle!!! I go through phases where I don't eat chocolate...but then I drink Mountain Dew like it's water so I still get my sugars and my caffeine. Thanks so much for the response :D
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
I had no idea that Dark Chocolate was good for your heart!!! I LOVE Dark Chocolate ;D I guess that is definitely an added bonus. Thanks for the response :D
@rsa101 (38166)
• Philippines
14 Jul 08
Wow this is awesome analysis. Too bad for me I could not consume that much sugar anymnore. Anyway you may be right in there but then you be careful as this food is not a very good substitute for those you mentioned above. You just have to clean and cook you food very well so that those food can be eaten safely.
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
LOL!!! Very true Rsa. But this isn't a guideline I expect people to follow...nor is it something I follow myself. It's just a nice dream...even though it really isn't a good substitute. Personally, I love fresh veggies and fruit. Thanks for the response :D
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@renitaperrone (547)
• United States
13 Jul 08
LOL This totally works for me. Now if only it could be without calories....
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
I completely agree...wish it didn't have the calories or I'd eat chocolate at every meal :P Thanks for the response :D
@sugarplum9084 (1771)
• United States
13 Jul 08
well you said you can't eat veggies, then claim that chocolate is a veggie... so wouldn't that make chocolate something you couldn't eat??? So if you eat veggies why not eat everything else on the list =P
@mygirls9901 (338)
• United States
14 Jul 08
No...It says you cannot eat veggies OR fruit due to the insecticides and herbacides...
Who sprays chocolate??? :P
Thanks for the response :D
