What is the funniest thing that your kids have said or done?

I was with my son in the bathroom, getting ready to take him a bath. When he said, "mama, that's papa's p3nis!" to my surprise, I asked him again. "what did you say?" "that's papa's p3nis!", he reiterated. So, i asked him, "where?" And, he pointed the faucet. And, i started to laugh over and over. It really made me laugh. He actually saw his father's p3nis one time and i never thought that he could make a figure out of it, lol!

One day when I was teaching my 5 years old boy about how heaven is, with some virulized or picture charts. After sometime the boy ask me a question, "Dad have been to heaven and come back" that question ragged my mine seriously untill today, that guestion is still echoeing in my mind I have tried to put away it cannot. Because whenever I am with my boy that guestion still in my mind.

my grand kids keep me in stitches all the time. Just last night, my son came in to get his 2 yo daughter nad he had stopped to get a bluetooth for his cell phone. He was standing in front of her opening it and she asks "what's that?". He says, "something for my cell phone". She says, "that's a bluetooth?" He nearly dropped the phone and we are dropping our jaws and in total amazement... how'd she know THAT!?!? THis kid is very smart and I keep her talking and all but good grief.. knowing what a bluttooth is? So when I could speak again, I asked her "how do you know that's a bluetooth?" she didn't answer, and then I said "Who has a bluetooth?" She says "mamu and papa" (her other grandparents) We laughed the rest of the evening on that one! IT happens all the time, tho!