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Walking down the street, a dog saw a sign in an office window. "Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal-opportunity employer." The dog applied for the position, but he was quickly rebuffed. "I can't hire a dog for this job," the office manager said. But when the dog pointed to the line that read "An equal-opportunity employer," the office manager sighed and asked, "Can you type?" silently the dog walked over to a typewriter and flawlessly banged out a letter. "Can you operate a computer?" the manager inquired. The dog then sat down a a terminal, wrote a program and ran it perfectly. "Look, I still can't hire a dog for this position,"said the exasperated office manager."You have fine skills, but I need someone who's bilingual. It says so right in the ad." The dog looked up and said, "Meow."- (FROM RD)