Wierd Cat Names - what's the wierdest name you've heard or given to a cat?

Tweet

Saviour-V teleports in.... Maiden discussion here in the "Cats" topic. Hi, everyone! Having said that, I just wanted to share something I saw today. But before that, a little backstory. Previously, we had a lot of stray cats. And I mean, quite a lot, until Mum got cross and had more than half of them given to other families a month ago. But while they were with us, we gave them quite a lot of interesting names. For instance, "Penakut Antarabangsa" or "International Scaredy-Cat", pun intended, is still with us - orange-furred, white-pawed, lovable, and quite scared of our other cats. The guy simply refuses to eat his breakfast outside with the other cats. Fitting name indeed, that. But the real focus of this story is, or rather was, on a certain "Elbow Pictus". A grey tabby cat. Pretty close to Dad, nuzzling up to him and all, until Mum tossed him out. But I didn't really know what that name meant, except for Dad mentioning "white elbows". I didn't think too much of the name until today, though. Earlier in the morning, there was a village clean-up, with the focus on eliminating Dengue mosquitoes from our neighbourhood. And just before I joined the clean-up crew, I took a closer look at the models of the mosquitoes, and my gaze fell upon one of them, and I simply laughed with Mum joining in. Y'see...one of the mosquitoes was called Aedes albopictus! No wonder that cat was quite good at sneaking into our home. Just like a mosky. So, does anyone have any wierd names for their cats? Saviour-V grins, and teleports out...