Laughter is healthy, be careful what you pray for.
By sudalunts
@sudalunts (5523)
United States
July 30, 2008 10:44am CST
Here is a christian joke. You may have heard it before, but I think it is funny.
There was a minister who decided to play hookie from church one sunday, and instead go hunting. He was out in the woods with his rifle trying to find something to hunt. He happened to look to his right and saw a large bear approaching him, He got on his knees, looked up and said Dear God, please make this a christian bear, please make this a christian bear, the bear got closer to the minister, fell on his knees and said Dear God, thank you for this meal I am about to receive
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@krayzietam (832)
• United States
30 Jul 08
Lol. That was pretty funny. I have never heard that one before I don't think. Oh well, I guess you do need to be careful what you wish/pray for
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@naseefu (1607)
• India
24 Oct 08
Ha ha good jok sudalunts,
Here is another one...
Insurance sales man:
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.
Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."
"Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"
@hazelsweetme (199)
• Philippines
1 Aug 08
Well you make me laugh today. Sure its a joke that should be share to others. Good day
