If you were the police

The first thing I would want to get rid of is those short shirts that girls wear whether they are fat or not and their stomachs hang out all over the place. That is disgusting.

I'd resign! The fashion police should be disbanded because I think they are largely responsible for overspending, clothing manufacturers ripping people off and exploiting their workers, low self-esteem, discomfort and a lack of individual creativity ...I'm for anyone wearing whatever the hell they want - but thats just a personal opinion.