Alien, Clock, Fish Politics Drama!

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Picture it: An alien returns home after a long day of harvesting pandas and finds a note. The note says that his father is gay. The alien already knew that, so he goes to his room, where he finds a clock that eats moths. There are no moths available, so the clock calls the alien's brother, who has gone to visit a dead unicorn park. A huge fireball appears and kidnaps the clock. The alien wants to debate politics with a fish. No fish exist on the planet. What should he do?