You've got me for the day

nothing to crazy dear, just moving some stuff around. i am about to paint the childrens bedrooms and i need to move the beds out of the room. i promise to feed ya, and even make you a cocktail afterwards

Within reason Momma. If I put my back out you can put me on the bus to the hospital!

Moving beds Momma. Why I've been doing that for years. LOL.

I'll iron in the morning and we'll cruise and eat in the afternoon. I'll take you to my favourite pub/restaurant in the evening too rather than leaving early.

Is that the fish restaurant in Budleigh, I think you have mentioned that before. Sounds good to me. Ellie :D

Not there but in Bridport. Budleigh is the fishmonger. If we go there I'll cook for you instead!

Alrighty just remember when your bagging to rest that you asked for it. LOL!!!!

I am at your command. Bringing a touch of real life to your stories would be a pleasure. Albeit an exhausting one I think. LOL.

Just remember that it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night! LOL.

No problems Skinny. One listen to my English voice reading their favourite stories and they'll be transfixed. If you'd just fix me a G&T I'll come and join you. Foot rub madam?

Sounds like heaven!! I'm so in!

I am afraid that you are going to be disappointed Bluepatch. I regret that when God made me he decided that the World needed another male! However, if you're game then I am too. LOL.

Hope that you've got an oxygen cylinder there Property. I shall need it after all that lot. Mountains and cars without efficient brakes don't sound like a jolly pairing. I'd better bring a new car with me. Can't have you all careering madly downhill without the confidence of being able to stop. I was driving down a steep hill into a French town one sunday and my brake pads (the things that rub against the brake disc and stop you) exploded leaving me like a wounded aircraft with smoke pouring from my wheels. Now you would have thought that seeing a car in some distress, being driven by a man who had just realised that he required a stronger ply toilet paper, would have been of some concern to the good French folk strolling along the pavement. But it was not to be. Smiles spread across their faces. Great Gallic cries of the equivalent of "look at the crazy Englishman" filled the air and a general carnival atmosphere took shape over the sleepy town. Nursing my car to a halt I stopped and, buttocks clenched, my shirt with the appearance of having come out of the machine and missing the drying bit, I climbed out and looked around. I was alone. They had all gone. "What, help someone on a Sunday. Mon Dieu!" I shall be a water borne floaty for the small Property, scratch her mother's itch and buy the ice cream. Hopping in and out of the sun to ensure even tanning and apply sun cream if required. Your wish shall be my command!

P1ke,i'm not sure what that "oxygen thingy" you speak of is... does it go under the hood or near the wheels? i have heard of brake pads, i'm reasonable sure they are near the wheels... but i could be wrong. The mountains here go both uphill and downhill, thankfully. With out the uphill bit i'd never be able to stop the car! Seems even with out this elusive "gas" stuff my mate complains about my car will still go downhill. The children would love a new floaty! Especially the interactive type they can fully abuse with out risk of deflation... and ice cream certainly would go a long way. As for the SPF rub down...me thinks you might have self serving purposes there... but it might be that my mind is pretty constantly in the gutter. Irish, You must have more knowlege than i about P1kes skintone, but not to worry. i'll be sure to take care of him in my charge! :p

Oh yes. Find out what I love and loathe. Sounds great Thank you.

A nice well cooked mixed grill please with lots of mushrooms.

How could I resist Nanna! What would you like me to cook?

On its way Nanna. Make room for the mushrooms!

Knees together? Are you insane? LOL I just love a man who can 'sprawl' while wearing red and still look lip smacking good! ROFL

Smack your lips then Sparky!!!

Thank you. Sorry that the pose is not very ladylike. I know that knees should be together but........

I think after that morning's work I shall need that swim. I have noticed that your interesting costume is somewhat less revealing than mine. I don't appear to have one. Apart from the shiny bra of course. If that's OK with you, it's OK with me. But I thought that I'd better enquire!

Ruby. You know that you are always the first prize winner with me. Just say the word and I'll be there!

Money is no problem Ruby. Fencing is good. Oven cleaning and coffee housing is wonderful. I am yours for the day. We'll do whatever you want.

Sounds good to me Samijo. I've always wanted to visit Palm Springs. One of those places that everyone's heard of but no one knows why!!

Why not. Meeting people and experiencing new things is what life is all about.

I agree.. sometimes we can do but not the whole day.... Thank You & Best Regards,

A stroll along the beach stopping at a restaurant sounds fantastic Vanities. You can teach me to ballroom dance. My daughter tells me that I have two left feet! If you can rid me of that I would be very grateful!

Yikes. I am sure that I wouldn't forget such a thing. Thank you - I think. LOL.

That sounds like an absolutely fabulous day Hatley. Thank you for that little piece of escapism.

No Abby. She had a cream scone. But Ruby's the girl for me.

Talking of scones.im deeply not into the ones that are on Sainburys pattisserie counter..that may suprise you but the cream is very artificial,alomst like the cream that they spray from the can,and it makes them sooo sickly.

Ruby honey..you havent got a chance in heck of winning him for the day.If you think the pull of a sherbet lemon is enough to reel him in then youre barking up the wrong tree.If you keep eating those Kit kats well ,the last time I saw you ,you were well covered,are you still going to Weight watchers?or have you gone back to Slimming world now?I feel for you Rubes,its so hard with love handles that are like skip handles,but I do keep telling you to leave the chcolate well alone!I bet you were in that little bakers shop in Heanor today too,the one with all the really good home baked cakes..did you buy a rhubarb tart?

What would you like me to say when I talk to you Rosie. I shall admire your beauty, intellect and entrepreneurial skills. Perhaps I might brush your hair as we talk. I look forward to the fashion show and, oh yes, I love to cook. Afterwards we'll snuggle in your bed and ..............................

That sounds wonderful. I love fishing, eating, especially picnics and I simply adore messing about in boats. Yes please.