What's your most embarassing experience?

ones I was in 6th grade. I was always the shy, quiet one who never got in trouble and never disrupted class. We were having a guest speaker that day and all of a sudden, I had an impulse to sneeze. He said "Any questions?" and right then and there I sneezed and farted at the same time. The whole class laughed and I got in trouble for it.

I was about 11 or 12 and I went with a friend to vacation bible school. We were in the sanctuary. The satge was in the corner, and pews were kind of L-shaped around it. The classes sat in rows on one side in front of where the pastor was talking. She and I didn't want to sit with everyone else in or class, so we decided to sit up in on the front pew on the other side, right in front of the chior. They chior was singing really loud, and I had been holding a fart in, but it was getting pretty bad, so I decided to let it out while they were singing, so nobody would hear me. I relaxed and right before I let it loose the chior stopped singing. It was one of those songs I didn't know with a sudden ending. The soloists mics wewre all down in front of the stage because they didn't need them for the song, but they were on. The mics picked up my fart, which was loud anyway from rumbling on a wood pew. It echoed through the speakers LOUD!!! No one else was sitting near us. And of course my friends was grossed out. She jumped up off the pew and yelled OH My God! Ladies don't fart in church! And she ran over to the rest of the class and sat down. I was mortified! And the pastor just stood there at the pulpit GLARING at me! I thought for sure I was going to hell for that one. Probably will anyway, but I have comitted a lot more interesting sins since then to get me there!!!