Joke Number 2: Taken from a christian brother

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I don't know if this is his original story or he just took it from another. So ere it is: The main pianist was sick one Sunday which forced the preacher to look for an alternative. Motivated to ask the congregation to give tithes, he told the alternate to get something that will help the topic tap the hearts of the listeners and make them give a few coins. So the message went on and at the end of the message, the preacher asked, "Those who love the Lord, will you give a coin for Him? If you do, please stand up so the ushers can walk around the chapel and gather them." As soon as the preacher blinked an eye to the alternate pianist, the alternate player The Star-Spangled Banner. ^_^