steven and his elephant

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hello mylot, i am a former comedian currently living in edwardsville illinois, which is about half an hour away from st.louis, i play at the funny bone. i wanted to share a story with you. once upon a time there was a little boy named steven who loved to draw pictures for his family. one day he make a picture for a party that his parents were hosting, he made a elephant, and as he showed the picture to his parents with delight, they just stared back at it, then at eachother, they said ok steven, i guess the supportive thing to do would be to put it up on the refrigerator, as long as you wright elephant reaaally big on the top. steven did this, and then said "mom, dad, i have another picture for the refrigerator!" mom and dad said ok, lets see it, steven showed them and said "look, its a fairy castle!" his parents looked at briefly, disgusted.......steven was grounded for a month...