Tell Me Something That Has Made You Laugh Today

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That was so funny, I hope the neighbour wasn't too shocked! It's the only thing that's brought a smile to my face today, so thanks for sharing. It's been a bad week, we've got workmen in and the house looks like it's been hit by a bomb! I'm going to have to redecorate as soon as they've finished as they've removed several radiators and put smaller ones in. Good job it's summer as they took the old fire out on Monday and still haven't fitted the new one. I'll read a few posts on here and I'm sure to find something to cheer me up!

Your story made me laugh Ellie. In fact I am chuckling now. A former colleague of mine moved into a new cottage and had a house warming party. We were the first to arrive (I hate that). His wife works in child protection and they are very serious about the whole thing. As you might expect. Anyway, he was getting our drinks when all of a sudden their five year old daughter appeared completely naked! I said "I didn't realise that it was going to be one of those parties. Shall we all undress now?" There was a moment's silence and I thought that I had dropped a major boob, when his wife, of all people, started to laugh and we all joined in! That's my way of saying that I have had one good laugh today, and you provided it with this discussion. It has not been a good day at all otherwise.

I was downtown in all the heat and dust and traffic and vagrants and there was this guy standing in front of a one post pulpit in front of the bank with an empty cardboard box at his feet, preaching his heart out and people, two and three at a time, were dropping one dollar notes in the empty cardboard box. What a sight for an oil and gas rich country !

That's a good one! Well, today my babies' dad was off work. He took off to go to a revival that we're having at church. Anyways, he was eating some Debbie cakes, but he didn't want to give my babies any, so they took it upon themselves to beat him with the empty cake box until he gave them some cakes. Unfortunately, he didn't give them any, but he did get a good beat'n! We are trying to get them off the sugar train--not working out so well. johnson3

I was walking along the corridor with colleagues when I saw a trolley with a sign on saying 'Bottom store room' & I just had a vision of a room full of bottoms - I said I'd like to swap mine for one in a smaller size!

Awhile ago, my two year old son made a sing and dance number. It really send me into laughing. He was good actually. It is just that, it is the first time he did it. I was happy that it was shown on my laughter.

one things JACK had alot of mobiles and still he didn't know the total numbers.One day he started to phone his friends and dialled. He used to put some mobiles on his pocket and few to hand. when he dialed his friends at the moment the mobile started to rang and pick up the phone and mobile at once. "HELLO.." The echo came to both phone and mobiles.........HA HA AH HA OH OOO..what do you understand? That was the number of his own which he was putting on his pocket

i don't feel very happy today and also recently.yesterday there was a rain in night.and one of my company mate only wear so little to come to work.we were all laugh at him.he only wear slippers and waist. i felt very happy when people laugh at him.

my 9 month old baby without any warning just grab my finger and bit it. i was shocked and it just made me laugh instead of feeling the pain.

LOl I remember my nephew who is really cryin because his lookin for his popy (pacifier) lol yeah he called it popoy and We were laughin while he kicked his father because he knew that the popoy was hidden by him...:-0 It was a lovely day with my family...:-0 God bless and have fun...:-0

my dog was really happy for some reason today. i went outside and played with him for a bit and he kept trying to jump on me. he's a five year old fat boxer so the sight of him trying to jump was pretty funny. his favorite treats are leaves from a tree we have in the back so for a good while he was just trying to jump up and grab some from a low hanging branch. later on in the after noon i was sitting in my brothers room and i looked out the window and i saw all my dogs running and jumping and playing and suddenly my big stupid dog decides to just sit amidst all the commotion and his two puppies werent paying attention and ran right into him. it was hilarious. then i sat down so i could watch sytycd and my dog heard me through the window making comments and he jumped up to spy on me every ten minutes or so to check if i was still there. it was a good day today.

My niece finally came over to spend the night. She is only 1 and I think she is the cutest, yet meanest baby ever. She had me laughing all day! Babies do the baddest things but you just can't help but to laugh.

ha ha but my friend went to get his knee checked and he texted me dude there is a bunch of old people it is scary. Ha HA

A couple of us ladies were walking tonight around the neighbourhood. We were passing by this clump of bush, when suddenly my friend stuck her butt right inside the bush and let out a long loud fart. What was really funny was as she did it the leaves began to rustle at the other end of the bush.

I will have to think long and hard about that one. I had a miserable day yesterday as two people wanted me tochange, one to give up my faith and leave my church(she did not say that but her intentions were plain enough) and one to make me believe that some of a certain faith were against a certain action. I was willing to conceive that the latter had a point, but not the former. However my husband had a hair growing out of his ear, and well although I did not giggle, it was funny watching him try to get it. I told him I could pull it out, but I used scissors. It was funny trying to get a hold of the hair, because my husband's hair is gray and I thought well what if it was dark brown and it would be sticking out like crazy.

The things my children say to me made me laugh today! She says so many things so cute, it makes me chuckle all the time.

My kitties can always make me laugh and today was no exception. My big, macho, male cat that looks and acts like a lion (I believe that he thinks he is one), was sauntering across the street. I was waiting for him at the front door, holding it open. He casually stopped in the middle of the road and scratched his ear, then sat there looking at me like 'what are you going to do about it?' I just stood there patiently waiting. He finally stood up and continued strolling on over when a truck came roaring around the bend. Hahahaha! He wasn't strolling anymore! His eyes got as big as saucers and he had to totally ruin his 'I'm such a cool cat' image by running for his life.

I am sorry i responded late in this discussion so i couldn't remember anymore what made me laugh 7 days ago.But your story reminded me of a friend also.She never noticed that we were in that place(me and my daughter).She passed by on the other side and pooped.It was very loud and we kept laughing about it.Everytime we see her,we always remember that incident.

I have 3 girls ages 2, 4, n 9. I have laughter all day long. Never a dull moment. I will share this one story with you. I told the girls to go outside and play. I put the batteries in the power wheels and told them to stay in the yard. I was cleaning house, but the windows where open, and I could see them from the camera's. Our yard is also fensed in. Just if you were wondering. One of the girls came in wanting to know if they can play in the garden hose. It was hot, and we weren't going anywhere, why not. I see them in the camera playing in the hose. I go to clean the bathroom, out of sight of the screen, but I can hear them playing. I was in the bathroom about 30 min. I come back in to check on them, and they are mud caked. No big deal. I go back to the BR too finish mopping. I got done. I see in the camera 2 naked girls riding around in the barbie mustang. I went outside and asked them what they were doing. There were muddy clothes strung all over the yard. Keep in mind I can only see thier top half. They said that their clothes were muddy and they didn't want mud in the mustang. Ok fine, but when they stood up to come in the house they were stark naked. I walk on out to put the jeep and mustang back in the garage, and there were these little muddy bum cheeks in the seat of the cars. Only my girls would run around naked, and muddy, in a convertable. I used to drive a jeep and my joke was "I like to mud 'topless'". (It was fun going mudding with the top off, and we looked like something out of a scary movie when were done mud slinging.) I really hope that isn't what my girls are implying. LOL!!!!