here is a joke that was sent to me from a friend of mine........................

United States
August 11, 2008 9:14am CST
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days . So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' Ladies, you better start wearing those panties your husband bought you!
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• United States
11 Aug 08
of course the whole concept of cheating is bad but then again it seems like the wife deserved it.
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@sharie16 (2212)
• Philippines
11 Aug 08
yes i agree with you that the wife deserves it...nice joke...
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• United States
11 Aug 08
Yes it does appear so. The more I read it, the more I said wow woman... you were wrong! Thank you for responding heartbreaker1222 and by the way, are you a heartbreaker?Take care and God Bless!
• United States
12 Aug 08
This was just great. lol
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• United States
12 Aug 08
I'd thought you guys would like it. Take care and God Bless!
@ravinskye (8237)
• United States
11 Aug 08
Thats pretty good! Not that I think cheating is good lol but it is still a funny joke. I think it should be the other way around though. I tend to feel like my husband doesn't appreciate the little things I do for him. I wouldn't cheat on him though.
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• United States
11 Aug 08
But it's an eye-opener isn't it? Thanks for responding ravinskye
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
12 Aug 08
OMG, Linda that was great! I loved it! I have to show that one to my friends. They will get a kick out of it for sure. I'm so bad at jokes. I really wasn't sure where that one was going! Very cute! Thanks for the laugh! I can always use one! And you might be right about those panties, although I don't have a husbandbut I do have a very unhappy bf!
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• United States
12 Aug 08
Be careful!...............be veeeery careful!