Shall we have a Little Laugh Tonight? I Haven't Seen One For Awhile!
By Adoniah
@Adoniah (7513)
United States
August 14, 2008 9:33pm CST
A Japanese Doctor Said:
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of
one man, put it in another, and have him
lookng for work in six weeks
A German Doctor Said:
"That's nothing, we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks."
A British Doctor Said:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
That we can take half of a heart
out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for
work in two weeks."
A Texas Doctor Not To Be Outdone, Said:
"You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brains out of Texas,
put him in the White House,
and now half of the country is looking for work!"
Shalom~Adoniah
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8 responses
@snowy22315 (180703)
• United States
15 Aug 08
That's cute. I guess that Bush is kind of a joke. I wouldnt suggest putting this on the politics thing though. The people on that are kind of rough. They might not think it was very funny. Fortunatley I have I sense of humor and I dont like bush.
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Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good chuckle this evening 
@oyenkai (4394)
• Philippines
17 Mar 09
The samurai's test of skill:
American samurai breathes in, the squire releases a butterfly, the samurai slashes...the butterfly is cut in half.
Applause!
German samurai breathes in, the squire releases another butterfly, the samurai slashes...the butterfly flutters and drops cut in four.
Applause!
Japanese samurai breathes in, the squire releases another butterfly, the samurai moves his shoulder (too fast, we didn't even see him slash!)...the butterfly suspended on air the drops cut in 16 parts!
Louder applause!
Filipino samurai walks in looking like he just woke up. The squire feels nervous because the Filipino samurai might make a mistake and cut him instead...so he releases the butterfly and runs! The Filipino samurai takes out his sword - cuts in the air two times! The butterfly continues to fly, alive.
BOOOOO!!!
Then the umpire comes and talks to the Filipino samurai,
Umpire: what kind of bullcrap is this?
Filipino samurai: I could not kill the butterfly.
Umpire: but you have to show your skills!
Filipino samurai: I did...
...I castrated it.
The end.
I don't really know if we have the same humor :)
Thanks for the response on my discussion!
@suruchi86 (1873)
• India
29 Jan 09
O my god. Thanks a lot for sharing such a funny joke. I have saved it in my hard disk. Thanks.
