Big Brother 10: April...Ugh!

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So, I have been collecting some stuff about April to share with all of you. Instead of starting like three different discussions about her, I figured I would try to cover it all in one discussion right now. I sort of think I forgot something though but, hopefully it will come back to me. So, the other night, she was talking to Ollie and the following paragraph was copied from www.mortystv.com from the live feed updates: We come back from FotH with April placing herself on a pedestal. She is telling Ollie how friends say she is 30 and beautiful, smart, charming, hard working, nice and sincere so how could she possibly still be single. Ollie says he believes that. He says when he looks at her he wonders "What's the catch?" She makes a joke about secretly being a serial killer. Yup...I can't figure out why she is still single. It couldn't possibly be because she is already so in love with herself that she simply doesn't have enough room in her heart to either allow someone else to love her nor does she have enough love left to give someone else? I don't know! Or, could it be because she is never satisfied? You know...5 entire designer outfits but, nothing is her taste? Could it be because no one she dates is rich enough to support her $2,500 a month clothing allowance? I don't know! I can't figure out why she is still single. And, another thing that annoyed the fedge out of me. I was watching BBAD and Jerry was complaining to April and Ollie about the fact that he has been on slop for 3 weeks now. April then asks him how he thinks she feels because after all she did to make sure her team didn't get put on slop for the week, she is still being treated like crap by them. Right...I forgot she was the only one who had to eat crickets and pig ears. Michelle didn't do either of those things. Neither did Dan. I actually don't recall if Keesha had to eat anything but, really...April was the only person who did her part to ensure the group didn't have to eat slop for the week. It was all on her. She saved the entire 4 some from having to eat slop for the week. Oh...and nevermind that Jerry has been on slop for 3 weeks. It is all about April! April, April, APRIL! Forget the torture of an all slop diet for 3 weeks that Jerry has had. April is the single most important person ever. Her suffering is nothing short of Jesus like! Poor little Apey! I feel so bad for her! And, this I think is the last thing that I want to scream at her about. In that same conversation with Ollie and Jerry, Apey told them that she never offered any money to Dan for him to use the POV on her. She said that Dan was telling everyone that she did mention money to him but, said it makes her look stupid because she didn't offer him any money. Ummm...I beg to freaking differ. What was that by the pool on the CBS show last night? I specifically heard her mention money twice to Dan for him to use the POV on her. But, whatever...I must need to get my hearing checked because, she didn't mention money to Dan. Nope! She is perfectly innocent on that end. Along with "beautiful, smart, charming, hard working, nice and sincere" and, a martyr to boot! Whew! With a girl as fabulous as her, who needs the rest of us? So, what are your thoughts? Did you think you could hate her any more than you do now? I didn't but she continuously surprises me with how very much she can make me hate her! LOL!