The dumbest questions
By spokesman
@spokesman (84)
United States
August 21, 2008 3:34pm CST
Well, I'm sure many of you would be so kind as to respond with the dumbest questions you've ever heard. Here are my two favorites.
I walk into a KFC, alone, and order 3 buckets of chicken, 24 pieces in each bucket, and the brainless one behind the counter asks, "Will that be for here or to go?"
Yeah, I'm gonna eat it here, but you're gonna stay here until I finish the last damned piece.
I go to the doctor's office and the little lady behind the window asks, "Are you here to see the doctor?"
No, I just came here to read your three-year-old magazines. What do you mean am I here to see the doctor? I just ate three buckets of chicken.
Spokesman out.
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@hinkerbell (522)
• United States
21 Aug 08
lol hahaha. thats so funny really funny acutally ppl are so stupid. aha. not stupid but have no common sence. and thats wat the world need mandaroy common sence classes.
@spokesman (84)
• United States
21 Aug 08
Now this is the best idea I've heard. Round up all the idiots and make them take a class on common sense.
Who will we get to teach it?
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@dementia88 (900)
• United States
21 Aug 08
heheh. once we went to dunkin donuts DRIVE THREW. and after we ordered the lady said is this order for here or to go
@spokesman (84)
• United States
21 Aug 08
Oh, don't get me started on the drive-thru.
Too late.
I think the drive-thru should be just like the express lane at the grocery store: 10 items or less, cash only. Why is it that every time I'm 5 minutes late to work and stop at McDonalds for a coffee, the boob in front of me insists on paying for his 50 cent apple pie with a stinking debit card! Who does that? Or, it's a car with four people in it who all want to order and pay separately.
I learned a long time ago, never expect the drive-thru worker to know simple mathematics. If your order comes to 2.18 and you give them 5.18, you have just guaranteed a delay while they get a manager to sort it all out. Just give them the five and give the change to the guy who ordered the apple pie.
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@nic_knick (739)
• China
22 Aug 08
well. this is really ridiculous. i do meet the same thing before. maybe they are too busy to remember what they should ask .or i think they are completely paying no attention to our presence. god. have a good day and happy mylotting.
