I want to ask. But I can't.

Your brand of caring and support is always welcome here Mummymo. If David agrees can Clare come too. She is besotted. Can't see why, but maybe that's just as well. We will be up as soon as we can. How's that for non-committal? Typically, when I was working I found myself in scotland quite often. Once or twice most years. Now of course the next town is a journey! LOL.

Of course you could always try disappearing again without telling me what's up. Next time you won't be so lucky. I may have to come up and find you!! LOL. XX

Of course you could always try disappearing again without telling me what's up. Next time you won't be so lucky. I may have to come up and find you!! LOL. XX

You are too cute in that video, p1key, but you need to do another one and SMILE!!!

I might break the camera Nova!! LOL.

I'm quite like you. I think that the best person to ask about me is this chap: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eGL2dIixgA He's very like me. Not quite so good looking perhaps. LOL.

I am curious but i dont want to offend her. I am leaving this town in 13 sleeps anyways, so i dont know why i shoud care if i offend ehr or not. . but i dont like to get on anyones bad side ;)

Could be. A friend of mine is very dark and his sister fair and blonde! Same mother, same father. But mother is mixed race, father white. So it's possible. Why not ask. LOL.

Hey p1ke thats a great photo of you and its great to see what you look like thanks for the link..now I don't have to ask lol

I need to make a new one apparently as I don't smile enough! Anyway, It gives you an idea of the size of the problem!

Watch this twit then Littleowl. Maybe that'll help you think up something appropriate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eGL2dIixgA

Hey p1ke what video? are you leaving me out of this one littleowl

I'm a lot older than I look you know Tamara. Have you written those lines yet?! LOL.

You never know. She might feel the same way about you. Only one way to find out. Ask her!!!

um...I dont have the guts to ask her. Heehee! I've never made this first move when it comes to girls. Hehehehehe. I just get so nervous whenever i try. 8)

my bo was like that and it was really sweet actually he said to me one day when we were at the bar getting a drink can i kiss you and i was like sorry (we had known each other since we were 14 but we were just friends) and he just grabbed my hand pulled me outside and kissed me. I was quite surprised i can tell you but it took alot for him to do that he is very shy! You have a 50/50 chance honey do something like ask her for coffee or say you are going to the movies with a friend and ask her to come then just say your friend cancelled at the last minute. Good Luck

I've thought that about my discussions too Ellie. Maybe it's because I don't have a "regular" day like many others. Funny things don't happen to me at work like they do to others. I reminisce a little of course. Mostly though, I think that it has to do with the fact that I have a most bizarre mind and I can find something funny, peculiar, or sweet in just about any circumstance. I am a little odd too. I mean how many people do you know that deliberately set out to "persuade" one of their friends to wash out their mouths!!! LOL.

Yeah but it is those oddities that we love about you, whether having your mouth washed out with soap or being shackled and being hurt by toilet brushes you take it all in your stride with good humour, they have even had you prancing around in a bra here too, oh and I caught your YouTube video too, Nova is right SMILE! Ellie :D

I shall make another with a cheesy grin right over my face!! LOL. Thank you for your kind words though Ellie. Everyone here is so accommodating of my funny little ways. Guess that's why I love you all so much. X

Yes.

I mean anybody anywhere. Yes I do have those mental images too. Sometime I have been fortunate to peek behind the facade and discover what really lies there. Usually people are what they say they are. I've yet to come across some pot bellied bloke masquerading as a 22 year old girl. Mind you, that p1kef1sh bloke's a bit dodgy. LOL.

A p1kef1sh gives an impression of a very elegant aquatic creature. I would imagine him to have a nice, traditional British name. Or even something like Bartholemew or Montmorency. But closer to home, I would like to ask my husband why he always manages to drop gravy down his jumper ... what's with that?

... and Goodie, I can picture you with a Queensland tan and leopardprint sunglasses, sitting on your patio looking out to sea!

Today they will be. Today you have cast a spell on them and they have to answer you truthfully.

thank you.LOL. it sounds good.

I don't know what might make you truly happy Opal. I can tell you what makes me happy though. Loving my family and friends. XX

How very intriguing; and irritating. I'd want to know too. My question? Gosh. I'd really like to know where in the US a friend lives. I have asked but she always sidesteps the question. Perhaps she's in jail!!

I am too open. I will tell people just about anything about myself. I need to respect that whilst I am happy to share, not everyone else is. Never mind. LOL. Slipknot? Something to do with the Boy Scouts perhaps?

Yes it is rather irritating! When they keep me up really late and i am on an early shift i put my ghetto blaster against the wall when i get up at 5am and play them something like slipknot as loud as possible, if i have to survive with only a couple hours sleep because of them they can do it to!! haha probably not the best way to deal with the problem but banging on the wall doesn't work and i'm a grump in the morning! Hmm very interesting about your friend, maybe she is trying to hide that fact that she really lives in bognor regis or somewhere less glamorous, or perhaps she really really doesn't want visitors!!! it's a mystery!!! xxx

I hope that it was. Now I'm curious to hear the answers!!

Anywhere and anybody that you wish Mands.

oh really well i have a couple of questions!!! 1) I would ask what my lesson is in life and if i'm on the right path to achieving it? 2) To someone in particular i would ask why she decided that i wanted to sleep with her boyfriend just because we had a close relationship, and what the hell she thought i was doing with ste if i wanted her boyfriend so much. Especially as i knew him and had plenty of oppertunities before she even met him but as explained on more that one occasion we were like brother and sister. I would ask why when i have been his friend for 11 years and stuck by him through thick and thin do we no longer speak? Why he did not clarify the situation to his girlfriend? and What exactly i am supposed to have done that is so bad they can't even sit with our friends when we are all together at functions. I would ask is he happy because if he is i can cope with the situation but i suspect that he isn't and feels trapped and i would ask if he thinks he was a good friend to me? and if he thinks he deserved the effort, friendship and trust that i gave for 11 years. 3) I would ask if he regrets it? I would ask which part of him was the true him because he showed so many sides to different people it made my head spin? I would ask why he was so nasty to ste when he made the decision to leave it unspoken and unclarified. I would ask was it all a lie? the things that he said and promised? or was he too scared to be with me because i knew alot more about him that he wanted to let on? I would ask him if he missed the closeness and friendshiop and if it was worth it? or was he happier with his "boys" pretending to be someone he's not? is that why you drink so much to numb the pain? does it hurt to see me happy with ste? i would ask do you know that everytime we see each other i still feel it but i also feel sorry for you because i can see the pain and the hollow existance and you have no one to snap you out of it and break you free. ahhh thanks p1sh that was very theraputic lol

Thank you Rockkkk.

I thought that your President was a man. Are you not a US citizen Checapricorn?

Maybe one day Dawn.

There's a fair few there. I hope that you get the answers to at least one soon.

I got sorta an answer for the one with ym boyfriend - he was procrastinating. he finally called to have it moved over last night (yay soon i can talk to him again)and they will be there on sunday (odd because its a long weekend there) to set it up.

That's very sad. I don't understand how that happens but it does all too frequently. I hope that one day things will improve for you with that.

Hello Humbug. How was Blackpool? I thought that women always wore the metaphoric trousers. They certainly do here. My wife says jump and I say "how high?". Seems daughter is on the same wavelength as her mother too!

I can remember that "shall I ask her or not" anxiety. That was a long walk for want of 30p. When I was at school my mum used to make me keep the price of my bus fare hidden in my school blazer just in case I ever lost my money. She'd check that it was there every day just in case I got the urge to spend it. One day I got mugged (we didn't call it that then) but they didn't get my bus money and so still got home. Up until that point I thought that she was daft!