My dirty little secret.... It's time to come clean!

I'm secretly a multi-billionaire who consults for fun with the CIA, FBI, NSA, and numerous international intelligence angencies. My current assignment is to assess the stupidity of the world via myLot postings in anticipation of how far we can go with our next massive deceitful money making operation. Don't laugh. It was due to my assesements that Al Gore launched the 'carbon credits scam'. So far, that has paid off handsomely. The money is not done coming in. Our current scheme to rate the stupidity of the public at large worldwide involves just coming into the open with the truth and see how many figure out what is really going on. We suspect no one will believe me, so why not tell?

You made me have a good laugh there when you read the title and get to the topic and it's so unexpected what you read there. I thought it might be something funny, but I did not expect it to be about celebrity gossip! . I don't see anything wrong with enjoying it, I don't enjoy it myself but I don't judge anyone who does. Everyone has their own interests . I'm a cyber gothic and I listen to boy george and childrens songs, argh! That's out in the open too .

Oh wow that is just so dirty I just can't imagine you are that dirty now I realize just how dirty the world is because you travel all over the world carrying dirty baggage oh my I should clean myself and the whole house now after responding to your dirty discussion I feel so dirty Anyway that's my dirty little secret I like neat and clean house I was actually happy when my husband went abroad because the house stayed clean for so many days but of course I missed him cluttering the house again with stuffs we don't need and bread crumbs

i was howling by the time i got to the end of your post. ONLY because i thought your secret was that you were a "suit". that's what we call people (in PA), who wear a suit. for some that a suit becomes their personification and nothing else. they can't think beyond a suit. they can't have fun, etc. so, i was quite relieved to read that your secret was that you love celebrity gossip. that's no so bad ! it captures my interest too. but more, that they appear to be living the great dream and how messed up they truly are. no amount of talent. no amount of money. no amount of resources seems to really help them. some end up sabotaging themselves and their career !

I knew James that you were hiding something, I just could not pin point, now I know! Impossible you! hahahaha! I do not read them because I do not believe in reporters, I think they totally alter the truth about somebody, but I think if you are in the rain is to get wet, this celebrities know that when they become one they will have all that around them! Keep the reading, now I know to whom to go to if I need some info in celebs! LOL

I was an ex-intellectual snob until hit by neurosis that developed into mild psychosis. Boy was that a disgrace to my group. Having lost almost everything, I became so depressed because i could not even afford to buy Prozac or Zoloft. So i went begging for the help of long lost (intellectual non-snob) friends, Britney and Lindsay if they can refer me to their doctors and rehab center. They both told me, better try reading Yes and OK and watching The Insider, Inside Edition, TMZ and even Jerry Springer for it will surely help me. I did and so here i am given a new lease on life. And my dirty little secret "past" is out!

lol...I didn't expect this 'dirty' a secret from you!!! My secret isn't really a dirty secret...but I'd rather it remains a secret because it's just too personal.

You want clean secret! Aha , you just blurted out your dirty one! That's mighty smart of you! lol.. Call it dirty or clean - I always wear my night suit the wrong side. I mean, I would never take the trouble to turn it right side and wear it. I wash it on the wrong side and wear it like that only! Now, that's not intriguing - I know but I don't remember any right now. Be happy with this one, James!

[i]Hi James, hahahha...nice post! LOL! I am late but I am interested to join, I am open about anything as far as my hubby and like is concern and when I met my hubby, he knows that I really like and admire the couple Brad and Angelina and I know that he don't care about it but every time we will see a news about them, I see him being attentive also to the news! hahahhahah! This might be far out but I just want to share! LOL![/i]

Hmmmm, I wonder why it's okay for you to share a 'dirty' secret but you ask that others only share their 'clean' secrets?

I love celebrity gossip, too, but I'm too....frugal....to actually buy the magazines. So on the days the kids aren't with me, I purposely choose a long grocery line so I can read them while I wait, then leave them at the store:) It's like my own personal library:)

James, how could you? I can't believe you're one of those... ~You probably go into a bookstore café and buy a coffee drink and gather up gossip magazines from the rack and hide them in between cooking and house and garden magazines for fear that someone you know might walk in on you. ~You ignore your partner when he, (did I say he?) I meant she looks at you accusingly as you leaf through the pages of who looked better in what dress and who was worst-dressed. ~You wait until the very end of the credits of TMZ to hear Harvey Levin's voice say "I'm a lawyer". ~You probably bookmarked a gossip site on the internet so you don't have to type the link every single time... I cannot believe you are one of those people, James. I knew I hit rock bottom when I started watching the show Cheaters. I guess seeing other people make fools of themselves and just going at it made me feel better about myself. And I always can't wait for Boyfriend to come home so I can tell him what happened to the guy who found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with his stepfather. I got over that phase, Boyfriend said it was important that I do so.

i think it is not your dirty secret ,every one has his own tast ,we just like to do this ,and it is not harmful ,why should i not do ,here ,i just want to tell you ,do what you want ,just as a joke says ,wear your own shoes ,walk on you own road

Wait, you mean you are like a public relations person? That's cool. I am a Lindsay Lohan fan. She is the only celebrity in hollywood I am fond of getting updates with. :D

by nature most human like to hear gossip. it adds some spice,. we have a particular side of our mind which like to know the secrets of other people. so its no surprise you may like to hear celebriy gossip

When Michael Jackson was charged in 2003 I found it to be interesting gossip.