Last night's dream

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Okay here I go... I was in some shallow river it was about ankle deep, there were tall redwoods all around the river's shore. The river was around 50 meters across and in the middle of the river the water was not able to completely engulf this bed of rocks which made up the entire river bed. On this dry bed of rocks was an old rusty pick up truck on its side. For whatever reason I had a spear and was hunting snakes that were slithering inside and around the wreck. I stabbed several snaked before I saw a gigantic python. So of course I wanted to catch it, I pinned its head down with the end of my spear crocodile hunter style and quickly grabbed its tail as i was examining my catch a shirtless overweight man emerged from the redwoods and yelled my name. As soon as I made eye contact with the half naked stranger he yelled "You're dad is gay", and withdrew back into the foliage. Dumbfounded I stood there and reflected for a brief second on how my life would be different now that i know my dad is gay. As i stood there, coming to terms with my dad's secret lifestyle, i forgot all about the snake i caught and it reminded me that it was still there by biting me in the eye. I ripped the snake off me and threw it, along with my eye in its mouth over the rusty truck. And i stood there in the river bed with a missing eye. WTF