Top 10's worst and commonly used Pick Up lines
@ChristLikeFarmer (563)
Philippines
September 4, 2008 2:03am CST
Here are the list of rough and annoying pick up lines so gents please never use this
1.Do you have a bandaid? Because I scrap my knee falling for.
2.Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers.
3.Could you touch me? So I can tell my friends that I've been touch by an angel
4.Is your father a thief? Because your father stole the stars and put it in your eyes
5.You know what? I only have three months to live.
6.Pardon me! Are you in heat?
7.Where have you been all my life
8.Is your dad a terrorist? Because your a BOMB...
9.Is your legs tired? Because you've been runnin around my mind lately.
10.If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Funny 
but also annoying 
....
(Ang Pinaka)QTV 11
1.Do you have a bandaid? Because I scrap my knee falling for.
2.Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers.
3.Could you touch me? So I can tell my friends that I've been touch by an angel
4.Is your father a thief? Because your father stole the stars and put it in your eyes
5.You know what? I only have three months to live.
6.Pardon me! Are you in heat?
7.Where have you been all my life
8.Is your dad a terrorist? Because your a BOMB...
9.Is your legs tired? Because you've been runnin around my mind lately.
10.If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Funny but also annoying ....
(Ang Pinaka)QTV 112 people like this
3 responses
@jinxky (2248)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
lol you really took time writing those pickup lines huh! anywayz thanks for sharing. i also have some pickup line coming from uma khuny of trip na trip but it's tagalog..
Boy - ms. anu height mo? Girl - ??? Boy - bakit ka nagkasya sa puso ko? lol
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@ChristLikeFarmer (563)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
I also seen that episode where Uma was horribly laughing at his pick up lines. It also made laugh
@meiji15 (664)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
i had so much fun watching ang pinaka last sunday that i watched the rerun yesterday afternoon. it is really funny particularly when (well, everytime) rovilson got beaten by trying to deliver such cheesy pick lines.
but to be honest, if either rovilson or marc nelson would utter those words to me, i would just melt. haha, it will certainly work for me.
kidding aside, a person may actually get a gal if he delivered the line well. or if he is uber cute, he really does not need words. his looks alone will allow him to bag a hopeless romantic girl. XD
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@ChristLikeFarmer (563)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
Yup it also made me laugh specially where Rovilson is always beaten by this woman at the bar . Well im sure if guys like Rovilson and Marc delivers this lines no matter how rough and corny it is they wont mind instead they'll be starstruck!
. Well im sure if guys like Rovilson and Marc delivers this lines no matter how rough and corny it is they wont mind instead they'll be starstruck!
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
4 Sep 08
it was wonderful .. May I save these great opening pick up lines? How I wish I can use them, each seperately, as soon as I can. May be, I would try them with my wife first. LOLS.
Thankyou for the great lines. I liked the 10th one. It is sophisticated, atleast to my mind. and, so, I can escape the wrath... of the lady,
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@ChristLikeFarmer (563)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
Yes you may consultrainer. I suggest to you not delivering the "Are you in heat? part" Im definitely sure you'll get a slap in the face as a reply
