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Are you sure you're not just trying to find excuses so you don't have to admit that you ate them all yourself?!? lol I have never stolen a biscuit! the only thing i have ever stolen is a packet of chewing gum, i was going through a self service checkout and had it in my hand and forgot to scan it! I felt really guilty when i got outside and realised but thought they would think i was a loon if i went back inside and said i'd just taken it by accident!! hehe xxx

I suppose my biscuits are safe but I feel like I have no idea what your talking about biscuit pinching. LOL!!!. I have not read the discussion of yesterday so now I'm finding I must read that before I can now if I'm a biscuit pincher lol.

Biscuit thieves my Aunt Fanny! They are all agent provocateurs working for that nasty German biscuit knock off company. Names! I demand names! To the Gulag with them all I say! Now pass the bikkies, I'm hungry..............!

Have just checked the biscuit tin and the cupboards. My biscuits are al safe and accounted for. Thanks for the inside info.

IT WASN'T ME ! I SWEARZ IT. I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR BISCUITS OR ANYTHING ELSE ! I HARDLY KNOW YOU............. now, what did we learn from this pike? order 2 tins? or 3 tins? or learn to ration our biscuits? one per hour? one after 10 posts? one after a good deed?

I think you will just make up any old story to take the attention away from the fact that YOU ate that whole pack of cookies/biscuits. That is what I think. *nodding my head*

I know my biscuits are safe as they are on a plate in front of me now, the only way they are being stolen is if I eat one, yummy

Okay, okay. I admit it, I repent. Am I granted amnesty? I sneak cookies and brownies when no one's looking, and have even taken the last one and blamed it on the dog. I'm so ashamed! I have dropped cookies to the bottom of my milk glass to hide the evidence if someone walked in on me sneaking. I have hidden empty wrappers in the back of the pantry until garbage pickup day. I have pretended the smell of brownies baking was merely a "new candle scent I'm trying out". But I have also sneaked the last of the cookies or brownies and smuggled them to my son's bedroom for a midnight "tea party" with him. I've given him brownies instead of breakfast, just to be sure he got some of them before my husband arrived with my stepson (they will clean out an entire pan of fresh brownies in a single evening, plsses me off beyond belief). I've baked cookies and brownies especially for him, and even for my husband. And those are the ones I don't sneak from. So lock me in stocks and chains if you must! Just please don't put me on the rack and thumb-screws! Perhaps water torture...?

I pinched a biscuit and it crumbled. But nobody has stolen any of my cookies. I wonder what Henry Higgins would say about this!

P1ke..yes i admit it and I don't care so there..you can tie me up, wrap cords around me..tickle me.. and I will do it again..too many scrumptous items just for the taking and you want me to stop..nope nope nope..and before you know it I'll be back! hahahahahahahahahahaha

Ummmm. These crumbs on my computer desk are not from your biscuits/cookies. No. Um, they're from....um....cat treats. Yeah, that's it. Cat treats. The cats love sitting on my computer desk as I work. They made the crumbs. Honest.

Hmmm....thanks for the reminder! I will lock my windows and doors now with a latch and a double-lock. Biscuits are our lifeline! I will protect it with all costs. There are no biscuit tins under my bed. There are no biscuit tins under my bed. There are no biscuit tins under my bed. There are no biscuit tins under my bed. There are no biscuit tins under my bed. OK??? Please admit if you have stolen biscuits, and please get away from the biscuit mafia before it's too late. :D:D:D

Oh, how I just love biscuits! I like chocolate biscuits the most, bourbon creams, custard creams, rich tea and all other kinds! I can assure you though, I have not been in your biscuit tin as tempting as this probably is! Hang on a moment though! I have just remembered something. I used to patrol the floors of an office building at night, yes I was a security officer! As I was carrying out these patrols I would walk slowly amongst the five floors and, on the different desks there would be big tins, small tins, round tins and square tins, and they all contained biscuits! So yes, ok I freely admit it, I was a muncher! I only had one or two from each tin so that they would not notice!! Well, no one ever said anthing if they did notice. So don't say 'oh look everyone! We have a found a biscuit snatcher!' I still think that Gremlins exist though, you know, those small, horrible, ugly critters! Well, perhaps it's them and they only come out at night!! Andrew

this is why i love mylot, absolutely mad, but also making sense. instead of "who ate all the pies ??" its "who nicked all the bikkies!" i much prefer this type of discussion to what it has been like over the last few weeks1! good on yer p1kef1sh :-)

I repent, sir!! I throw myself upon your mercy!! Yes, yes, dammit, I admit it!! I'm a biscuit thief. I'm a cookie thief too. And if there's ice cream about, I'll pinch it in a New York minute. My fingers are so sticky, I have an accidental mohawk hairdo. I've got cat hair stuck all over my hands. I look like a werewolf!! Now may I have my amnesty please? And can I have some chocolate sauce with it, pretty please? With sugar on top? And sprinkles? And maybe some chopped pecans? Whipped cream would be nice, as long as we're here.......

You will never be able to track down those bicuits gangs!! They are all over the internet world and will always be hiding in cupboards searching for biscuits!! I will admit that I am closely into the gang, not actually a bicuit pincher but Im close to them!! I am always two steps ahead!! WE love biscuits with cups of tea!!!!

Well, the master criminals are obviously avoiding our house; our biscuits are all safe and sound (even the packet of shortbread in the fridge - but shh! don't tell anyone; I don't want to risk getting the biscuit thieves' attention...dum de dum..) Maybe our biscuits just aren't good enough, or maybe they just don't operate around these parts... And before anyone jumps to some foolish and quite frankly wrong conclusions, I strongly deny (and wholeheartedly resent) any accusation that the scottish shortbread in my fridge might be the same packet that went missing from your house yesterday. Might have to eat the evidence. (Hmm, I mean shortbread..)

Sorry, Pike, I din't eated your cookies but I will send Spam Stir Fry if you'll send me a few of the next batch Have a great weekend

I did not do anything criminal. So I dont need any amnesty. And I dont need to repent. First things first. Dont steal or engage in a illegal acticity. There are millions of legal way to earn a decent living. IF you have the will, you will get whatever you desire.