what is the funniest thing your child has ever done?

i don't have a kid yet, but i have two nieces and one nephew. they are just ordinary naughty kids, especially my first niece once my sister wrongly (just for kidding) tell her that my girlfriend is A, a married woman. the kid take it as a fact. so she keeps telling everyone she knows that my girl friend is A that's is embarrassing as well as dangerous. what happens to me if my 'real' girl friend hear her telling that? what makes things going worse is...my niece is a kind of kid believing that the first one she listen is the right one. so, we can hardly convince her that A is not my girl friend. whatever...

One of the funniest things that my twins have ever done happened when they were about 1 year old. They were in the tub together and one of them just started screaming and standing up and carring on something ferious. I could not figure out what the problem was at first. And then I seen it the other had let out a small floating turd. The other was just horrified and tring to climb the walls to get away from it. I could not help but laugh. I thought something was seriously wrong and all it was was a floater. I am sure that she will really appreciate this when she is older and I get to tell her friends and prospective boyfriends along with the cute shots of her in the tub with bubble or hair horns on her head:) I know I a evil, I just consider it payback and privilage of parenthood.

I'm sure this is not the funniest thing he has done because kids do such funny things but, the other day we were in the Dollar Store and he got a toy shovel that was the size of him (he's 2) and everyone that walked by he would hold the shovel up and say Hi I got a shovel. It was pretty funny and cute!