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Q: what is the closest thing to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady:Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Q:Girl friend & Boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boy's hand. LOL. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him......... "Your tail is in the front".