Funny ways to tell your an Internet Addict

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1.) You feel like killing someone if your internet connection goes offline. 2.) You prefer being contacted thru email or a messenger. 3.) When you woke up, you directly check your emails. 4.) Only few knows your real identity cause you always used your screen name or nick. 5.) When talking about TV programs you answer about Youtube videos. 6.) You haven't meet your girlfriend/boyfriend yet cause s/he is abroad. You plan to get married via chat with a priest chatter thru yahoo conference or the like. You honeymoon sexchat. 7.) You national statistics record has a ".com" extension. Your home address starts with "www", even your dog has its own friendster account. 8.) Everybody thinks your a bilingual person cause your language is HTML. 9.) You hardly have time to watch TV shows cause you spent most of your time chatting and surfing. 10.) You have a business online (PTC, PTR, mylot etc...). You sell thru auctions.