You thought it was something else didn't you?

United States
September 12, 2008 5:18pm CST
Im sure you can imagine it's as simple as can be The place is very private the players he and she The whipers will it hurt, of course not it's just a simple process lay back and bend your knees She said I'm rather frightened i've never done this before He started to convince her it wouldn't hurt much more It's getting quite painful tears came into her eyes It hurt something aweful it must be quite a size Now calm yourself my darling his face held no sin And open slightway sideways so I can put more in With short jump she gave a loud shout Thank God he pulled it out What do you think I was talking about? If you would have read this carefully he's a dentist you would find but you were thinking it's just your dirty mind. Lol how many times are you afraid to go to the dentists? I know i don't really like them that much. But just a way to cheer up your day. Have a great day!!
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• United States
15 Sep 08
Very cute, I can understand your laughing about it, I giggled too! Thank you so much for sharing! Nocturnica
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• United States
15 Sep 08
I really liked it. My mother in law gave it to me with like 2 other ones, i couldn't put them on here though because, well their a little different. lol. But she told me if i needed a laugh to go ahead and read them, and i decided to pass it on to brighten others days as well. Thanks so much for the resonce. Remember the next time you go to the dentist you'll be thinking about this story in the back of your mind lol, i know I will.
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• United States
15 Sep 08
Lol. That's great. I hope that dosn't happen, but if you think of something happy then maybe it won't be that bad.......i hope lol. Thanks for the responce.
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• United States
15 Sep 08
Oh yeah, that is just what I need, to be laughing while the dentist is drilling holes or scraping sharp instruments on my teeth! Geez thanks! I can see it now, I'll be laughing, and the doctor will say... Oops, sorry about that, I did not mean to drill a hole there! BA HA HA HA Nocturnica
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@jahrock (111)
18 Sep 08
Can we help it when you're so clever and creative that you get us seeing the wrong image? You should get a gold star for creativity, and another one for giving us all a good smile. Of course for some of us, getting to that stage of life when the teeth are on two plates that we remove at night, the whole experience of pain and dread is in the distant past, but we can still remember the painful experiences. I guess technology will gradually get to the stage where visiting the dentist is not synonymous with dreadful pain, so future generations may well be spared the grief we went thru. Just think...I can remember my first experience with a dentist, when he came round to our country school with a mobile unit where the drill was operated by a contraption where his assistant pedalled on what looked like a bicycle crank to power the drill! What a difference to visit the modern establishment with remote control chairs that lift and lower the patients with the aid of hydraulic fittings! Vive la difference!
• United States
23 Sep 08
Hi jahrock I love your addition to this discussion! Wow, the drill you experienced in your early years much have been....... well, not even sure what to say! Different, he he! I am sure happy they have improved over the years, I don't think i could have handled that kind of drill. Thanks again for sharing with us your experiences! Nocturnica
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@wolveren (1586)
• Cebu, Philippines
14 Sep 08
Ah melvin you have a real good one there. Normally I would fall for that. Lol. But it was worth it and it got my attention. I had a real annoying experience when I last visited my dentist. Well I wasn't annoyed with the dentist but at her assistant who has flappin her lips all the time during the session. The real annoying thing was that she was talking about stupid personal things in a really shreaky voice and out loud while I was looking up at them both and I said. Hey do you mind. Lol. Where'd you get this gal anyway?. Lol. Does she do this all day? hehe. Have a great day! cheers!!!
• United States
14 Sep 08
I loved it when I first heard it and it still makes me laugh to read it again. I'm really sorry to hear about your experience at the dentists, see that's why most people don't like going lol. My mother in law actually told me that one with a few other ones that am not able to disclose here, but if you would like to hear them add me as a friend and send me a message and i will send them to you. There are two of them and they are absolutely hilarous. It's a quick and easy way to brighten someones day. Thanks for the responce.
@wolveren (1586)
• Cebu, Philippines
14 Sep 08
Its my pleasure. Thanks. I just added you on my list. Do send me those hilarious experiences if you will. Cheers!