yo mama!

Your mama's so fat that when she go to work people downstairs are ducking for cover thought that is an earthquake

You mama is so fat that once she stand on the weight machine it said: "One person each time please."

Ok, I remember one. Yo mama's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up! That's a pretty old one!

here is 2 yo mamas joke. one yo mama is working in a speed post. one day he was running so fast. another yo mama came and asked y r u running so fast? our mama told, "To deliver this speed post" which Address? No i dont have time to read.. it should be delivered soon.. ok run fast... dont waste time..

Yo Mama so fat poeple jog around her for exerise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and set next to everyone yo mama so fat she was flosting in the ocean and spain called her the new world yo mama so fat that she has to give direction as to how to shase hands yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway yo mama so fat he uses paint roller to put lipstick on yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it yo mama so fat even her cloths have strech marks