What's The Funniest Joke You've Ever Heard?

the worm sais to his girlfriend: 'if you don't marry me,i jump in front of the chicken!!' it is a short one so that's why i picked this:)funny too i think:P

how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good........you put a nipple on it.

girl: do u love me boy:if not ............

Two white horses fell in the mud. This was my first dirty joke told to me when I was 6, by my drunken uncle.

Husband to his wife : Plz let me do it tonight .... i will bring new dimmond set 4 u .... Wife says no ... plz Cmon try to understand i Let me plzzz i will buy new house for u wife says nooooooooo The child listening from the door says hey dad bring new cycle for me and Do what ever u want with me .... Hows that ... ? feed back req...