I got this from my sister and thought I'd share
By dragon54u
@dragon54u (31634)
United States
September 17, 2008 10:34am CST
It made me laugh!
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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@fifileigh (3615)
• United States
1 Oct 08
...and as they age they get even better...
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
2 Oct 08
I've found the opposite. But I suppose I could've just gotten a rotten one! 
Good riddance. Maybe I'll try again someday.
Good riddance. Maybe I'll try again someday.
@SangsTurks (1444)
• India
18 Sep 08
This might be funny but as a matter of fact it is so true!! It is so hard for men to understand things if a woman dont make it clear to them. They always like to live in a world created by themselves adn dont like for any kind of informational things to change their thought.
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
18 Sep 08
It's so funny because it's true! However, I don't want to waste my time making a man into someone I could live with so I just avoid them now. I like my world the way it is. 
However, I don't want to waste my time making a man into someone I could live with so I just avoid them now. I like my world the way it is. 
@highflyingxangel (9225)
• United States
20 Sep 08
I recall hearing the apple comparison thing awhile ago. However I do not remember hearing the grape part at the end. However that is definitely quite funny and I love it.
@sanjana_aslam (4187)
• Malaysia
19 Sep 08
hi dragon ,
Looking back over the years, life , man , woman , relationship ....
I can't help but wonder ...
what about the man who stamp on the apple ...
@coffeegurl (1467)
• United States
17 Sep 08
OMG! That is priceless! This made me smile. Kind of cliche,yet, so true. Is this an old saying, or something recent? Anyway,it made me smile. My goodness your numbers are over 3,000. How long have you been on mylot? or do you just write a lot?
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
17 Sep 08
I've been here since April. Welcome to myLot! Remember to include photos when you can, you make more that way. Don't post referral links (where people can sign up on something under your name and you make money from it) and get lots of friends! We reply to our friends' discussions before anyone else's, at least most of us do.
You like coffee? I LOVE coffee, good stuff that's strong like espresso made in a drip coffee maker. Yummy!
Remember to include photos when you can, you make more that way. Don't post referral links (where people can sign up on something under your name and you make money from it) and get lots of friends! We reply to our friends' discussions before anyone else's, at least most of us do.
You like coffee? I LOVE coffee, good stuff that's strong like espresso made in a drip coffee maker. Yummy! 
@rainmark (4302)
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18 Sep 08
Yes, funny but true. That sometimes happens nowadays. I do understand why men don't really go too far and reach the good one coz they afraid to get hurt and lots of hardwork to them, why go too far if there's one near at you?
For men, lolz yes that's true agaian, some of them you really need to make an effort to make them good really one.
