Hey Superman, Can You Jumpstart the Economy

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Our economy is sinking faster than the Titanic. We need help. Superman, can you lend us a hand. Super strength isn't going to help. Your X ray vision won't help either. Maybe you can use your super intelligence to figure out how to turn our country around. Fly over to Wall Street and stop the market jitters. Bend bars of gold with your bare hands. Good luck. You'll need it.