What is the single most stupidest thing you have ever done to injure yourself?

I guess I've done a lot of stupid things, but just cannot remember a single one now. When I do remember, I'll post it...

I was very young back then and my brother and I were playing choo choo train, then I tripped over and bumped my face on the edge of the bed actually destroying most of my teeth. Good thing I got braces when I was a teen so I think it helped fix my teeth.

The stupidest thing I have ever done is cut my tongue when licking an envelope! It's not the sort of thing you'd expect to happen is it, I mean what could go wrong about licking an ordinary brown envelope, but yep, I did it, and I cursed afterwards, and boy did it sting! It was so painful! It's not as if you can put cream on your tongue is it? I couldn't believe that a small cut could be so painful and how it was done too! So I must be the dumb@ss here LOL!

Ouch! I have done that before, only I was slicing up some cucumbers to put into a salad I was making. Or like the time I was cutting some beef roast to make some stew with, and stabbing my own hand with the knife, cause I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. Sometimes I wonder how it is that I'm still alive with the dumb things I have done, like during the process of opening a cupboard I slam myself in the head with the door. Oi! Or walk into the wall, when I am trying to walk down the hall. Nearly broke my collar bone a couple of times doing that. Plus have a bad habit of missing the next step when walking down the steps on my porch, inevitably falling off the porch. Yes possibly, I could be klutz of the year, if such an award was given lol.

Once I was trying to open a can of oil.....I am dating myself here.......with a screwdriver and it slipped and I now have a scar that is about 1 and 1/2 inches long on the top of my other hand where the screwdriver slipped off. It hurt something terrible and bled quite a bit, but didn't need stitches. Another time I broke a glass washing it and sliced my little finger........that wasn't entirely my fault, but I kinda liked watching the blood spurting out of it when I took the towel off it so they could clean it up to put the stitches in it.

I exercised in the bathroom. I was jumping and tapping something near the ceiling then i suddenly slipped. i hurt my chest and elbows. I felt like a tree.

Two things actually! One was climbing very high up a tree to get a football down and then deciding to swing on a branch to impress my friends and having it break! I fell a very long way down and landing on my back. I am amazed that I was able to stand straight up again actually. Second instance was coming across an electric cattle fence once. I stupidly grabbed a piece of wood with a nail in it and touched it to the wire thinking that if the fence was truned on, there would be a spark or something. Never once did I consider that the wood the nail was in would mean that there would be no current conducted! Of course no spark came so I placed both hands on the wire and then BOOM! lol. Flat on my back again!

Back when I was a teenager, my Mom liked to drink out of glass glasses. When I'd do dishes I'd stick my hand in the glass to wash it and when the glass would break I would end up with the outside of my hand by my pinkie finger. Now once is an accident, twice is poor judgement but 5-6 times is just plain stupidity. My Mom finally switched to plastic cups and it didn't happen anymore. [b]~~AT PEACE WITHIN~~ **STAND STRONG AND TRUST IN GOD**[/b]

I love doing dishes and was washing a glass and it broke in my hand ( I don't wear gloves)and it cut my hand well actually the thumb area..i just calmly went to the bathroom and wrapped it up and waited for it to stop bleeding..my kids were freaking out wanting me to go to the Hosp. But i don't do them places..It stopped i have good blood and can't even see where it happened.. I dropped the garage door on my head...Am still looking for my brain..lol..

Hey Hey I am so accident prone , so when dont i hurt myself I was dancing and tried to do a karate kick and :hurt , swelled ,bruises , my whole foot and ankle . was cooking nacho cheese once too and had the pan facing an open flame and grabed hold of that , and got a bad burn on the palm of my hand . I have fallen down hills and up steps too haha . Ugg ! that much of hurt with ur finger .

Hey dizz! I hope your finger feels better! I have had so many accidents I don't even know which one to tell. I once spilled scalding hot water on my foot when I was boiling potatoes for mashed potatoes and ended up in the ER with a something degree burn, all I know is that it was really bad and the skin came off and it took a long time to heal. The there were a few falls off the chair where I landed on my head in the kitchen. The knife wounds are endless and oven burns are too. I am a walking disaster. I was hanging curtains in my bedroom and went to step up on 1 chair and another was in the way and my knee hit the other chair and I screamed in pain. I thought I dislocated my right knee again, but it turned out to be a sprain which had me walking with a cane for 4 months. There's lots more, but I'll leave you with those disasters for now! Dumb enough for you???

i dont think i did anything like that!! that would be stupid in my eyes, but you reminded me something that was so stupid that my sister did, and as a result i got hurt! it was on the eve of chrismas!! and i was blowing balloons, to hang around the corner of the house! and my sister was helping me out! so i was sitting with my legs stretched out and i was blowing the balloons.. and i was tie'ing the ballon , and the jod that i gave to my sister was to cut the thread with the blade after i have tied up the balloon. so what happened was.. after i tied up the balloon., i stretched the thread across my knee and i told my sis to cut the thread!!.. you know what she did., she cut that thread with such a force , that the blade hit my knee!!! , at one moment i just went mum! i just covered my knee!! instantly with my hands!.. and i took my hands off!! blood was pouring!!!!! my sister was like going on asking sorry sorry sorry!!.. i never answered here!!! the whole day she was sitting by my side and seeing the wound that she made!! and the next day, it was horrible.. i wasn able to wear my frock! every time my frock touched my knees, it hurt really badly!! even today, when i see that wound in my knee.. i tell her, "see what a mark you have given me".. and she laughs out remembering that incident!

haha the most stupidest thing I have ever done was that in my college days i was playing basketball. And in between there was a fight of my friends with some other junior guys. I had the basketball, I kicked the guy twice and then i threw the basketball at him and it hit his arm and came back and hit me on my face. I was soo embarrassed but I kicked the guy enough to stop people noticing my stupidity.. It was really funny. And all my friends were laughing at me after that incident.. and we remember that thing now as well sometimes.

i bet i can top it, i used to be extremley clumbsy. when i was younger i was very inpatient as well. when i was 3 i was outside and had to use the bathroom very badley. i banged just a bit too hard on my glass door. it shattered and a shard went right through my hand, had to get about 20 stitches. ive gotten my finger stuck in a typewriter trying to fix it as well, was not pleasant. not to mention many other mishaps :)

I had a very similar incident, but I don't even have the excuse that I was using some unpredictable machinery! I managed to slice about halfway into the side of my thumb, whilst chopping carrots. This was a couple of years ago now, and I still bear the scar, and because I severed nerve endings, I have no sensation at the top of my thumb!

I had started working for a company, and there were two buildings. I was the payroll administrator, and a lot of times I had to go to the other building. The first time I had to go, I went and did what needed to be done. On my way out I kind of got lost, when I found the exit door, I walked right into the glass door. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, I heard my nose crunch, and saw stars. It was a glass front to the building where the door was, and there were so many sections, I did not have my glasses on and I am far sighted, so I didn't see the inside door, the glass was very clean, I saw the outside door, thinking that the inside door was clear space. Boy that really hurt, I thought I broke my nose.

Well when I was 8 I was messin around on my bike did a stupid stunt and flip over the handle bars into the concrete driveway and broke both my wrists at the same time. which sucked coz the break was so extensive I had full arm casts on so I looked like Frankenstein except white ha ha ha.

Not intentional but I broke rule one when working with electronics. I was working on a high voltage circuit with the power on. Rule one says one hand should be behind your back to prevent electrical shock. Yes well silly me needed to move the supply. One hand one one side of the case and the other ended connecting with the high voltage output, of course. There was ~800 Volts Direct Current flowing through my burning skin. It left a mark on my skin for ~2-3 months. It is a good think that it was relatively low current or I would not be typing this.

Haha, good question. I remember when I was young I did not believe that electric mosquitoes nets could kill mosquitoes, so I actually placed my finger inside. Shock I got, really hurt! I still can't believe I actually did that. The second one was I was watching my friends throw the ball on the wall and let it bounce back to catch it. I tried it at home and I didn't manage to catch the ball.. So.. It went BONG onto my head. Hurt alot, cried and cried until the pain was gone. This brings back so much pleasurable memories.

I got drunk with my friends one night at the bar and then afterwards we went back to his apartments and as we were walkin up to the building me and a buddy decided to wrestle around. Well we were wrestling and there was a hole that was from one of those lil grills that are like in public parks(you know the lil metal ones that are like stuck in the ground with cement) Anyway while wrestling i went to hipcheck him my foot was half in and half out of the whole and once i got him up his weight ended up landing on my chest and broke my fibula in the back of my ankle. Really gross too, ended up goin home drunk driving a stick shift car with a broken left ankle while hammered and my wife made me wait till morning to go see the doctor because she's a nurse. Ended up green from the knee down. Gross huh. Long story short i got a titanium plate in my ankle with 4 titanium screws, what an expensive night and i'll never forget it. Obviously.