FUNNIEST Signage, Slogan or Business Names in the Philippines

Philippines
September 23, 2008 9:10am CST
Last week I received an email on the funniest signages that you can see around China. I was really laughing out loud while reading it but I also remembered those signages that we see around our country and what sad about it is, English is our second language. Can you share some of the FUNNY SIGNAGE or SLOGAN that you've seen? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS? Switshirt in Divisoria No Trispaseng - Sign in a vacant lot near Novaliches Dedsheyt For Sel - Sign in Leyte Comport Room - Bus Stop Signage FULL String to Stop Driver CATCHY BUSINESS NAMES: Goto Heaven - in Philcoa Brew Ha! - Coffee Shop This is Eat - Food House Cut and Face - Beauty Salon JUST FUNNY CHURCH SIGN: "Please do not leave your personal belongings unattended, Others may think that it's the ANSWER to their prayers."
5 responses
• Philippines
23 Sep 08
Well, I'm not sure if it's still there but I can remember one sign near Tomas Morato that's promoting less water consumption. There's a picture of two people and then the sign reads: Save water, shower together. I found it pretty hilarious the first time I saw it.
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• Philippines
23 Sep 08
but that's a nice suggestion to save water. Funny and cute.
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@oiixdaii (1059)
• Philippines
23 Sep 08
I hope I get a chance to see these sign. It's really funny But you already spoiled it so if I get a chance to see that sign, I guess I'll not laugh, but I'll remember you
@rainmark (4302)
23 Sep 08
Yes your right those are funny but whta makes me laugh is the JUST FUNNY CHURCH SIGN: "Please do not leave your personal belongings unattended, Others may think that it's the ANSWER to their prayers." I also seen that Goto Heaven in the stores who sells goto. lolz funny names but it helps attract costumers.
• Philippines
25 Sep 08
and it has a GOOD RECALL on the people who see it... nice idea?
• Philippines
23 Sep 08
I like the street near Monumento where the dispatchers usually shout as: "Canto Tinio na! Canto Tinio na!"
• Philippines
23 Sep 08
I guess, they should put a sign there... hehehe
@commanderxo (1494)
• Canada
23 Sep 08
Those are pretty funny. I really like the one about the church. The only sign that I can remember seeing, was one that was outside of our local public swimming pool. It read: "Please don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet." cdrxo
• Philippines
23 Sep 08
now, that's funny! you made me laugh. thanks!
@mdbzoie (25)
• Philippines
14 Nov 08
Those are really funny hahaha! I think GoTo Heaven and Brew Ha was featured in the Church where we belong. The church was hilarious and the first post about water is really nice.