What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in public?

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I can honestly say that I was drunk one night and staggered out to my car. I have never driven drunk, but this attempt was hilarious once I remembered it. But, I got into my car only to find that I couldn't find my keys and the steering wheel was missing. I started crying, and screaming that my dad was going to kill me. I broke the car that he just bought me, and there are no keys.....yada, yada, yada. I made a scene with my hysteria. The cop came up to the car and everyone was laughing, which of course was making me even more upset. I couldn't figure it out. The cop got me out of the car, I hugged him, asking for him to find my keys and my steering wheel. I remember asking him about how the insurance would cover it. The cop was trying really hard to maintain his composure. My best friend was on the ground laughing! I was feeling little and they were all laughing!! I mean, don't they understand that I am in deep trouble, really, who loses the steering wheel?!! To make a long story short, I think God spared me the pain of a hangover because the next morning I woke up good as gold, and made some coffee. My best friend came in still laughing at me! I said, what is so funny?? She told me that last night, I got into the BACKSEAT of my car, after unlocking the front door (which automatically unlocks the whole car), leaving my keys in the door, and started screaming hysterically that I had lost the steering wheel. I thought she was bonkers, until I found a number--the cops number- in my pocket. I called the number and he told me who he was, asked me for a date and then proceeded to ask me if I found my steering wheel. He was nice enough not to laugh on the phone, but I bet he was in hysterics after we hung up!! People Don't Drink and Rant is all I have to say. I haven't done that in a while, but then again, I might not have remembered it either! Have you done anything just as embarrassing or worse? Tell me your stories. I got to get a laugh somewhere! Happy Mylotting!