Sales Opportunity
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
October 8, 2008 6:50pm CST
I'm probably breaking some rule or other but I just cannot keep this one to myself! During my recent sojourn in Singapore I worked with some young go ahead Australian guys who, in the odd moments of sobriety that we shared, asked me to help them develop a fantastic new surfing concept especially for all you surf mad domestic Gods and Goddesses out there. Does ironing keep you away from the surf? Do you yearn to be out there riding epic waves? Does getting little Johnnie's school shirts ironed stop you from being where you want to be. Out with your mates riding the waves. Well now you can with the new Dillaboing Ironing Surf Board. This revolutionary new design means that not only can you iron as you ride but that all your ironing will have that sea breeze freshness. PLUS, for you newbies to the waves; put the stand down and you'll look professional in just three feet of water! Imagine the envious looks you'll receive from your friends as they iron away stuck indoors. Plus, for a short time only, we're throwing in our patented iron board lanyard. Just plug this baby into any 110/240 volt mains supply and you'll be able to surf and iron safe in the knowledge that if you and your board become separated, you only have to pull on the cable to retrieve your board via the iron. That's shocking I know. All this for just US$10,000! Yes you read that right. Just US$10,000!! So c'mon. What excuse can you come up with not to buy one NOW!!
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20 responses
@dorypanda (1601)
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10 Oct 08
Errrm, yes dear.
Only $10,000 to fry ourselves in the sea, well.........as I'm a fish and friendly with sharks.......they like the idea of deep-fried human for dinner. ;P
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@nannacroc (4049)
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9 Oct 08
I'm surprised at you, trying to cash in on the exteme ironing trend so popular among men who have totally lost their marbles.
@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
10 Oct 08
I feel as though I could be missing out on something grand! I don't iron. I CAN iron. But I don't.
I don't live near any large body of water that would accommodate surfing either.
Make that price from $10K U.S. to $10K Cdn, and maybe we can talk. 
@dizzblnd (3073)
• United States
9 Oct 08
LMAO... You are too funny. THAT'S what I have missed. Your humor.
If it comes with an iron, I will definitely by one! I live 30 minutes away from the beach. But you see.. I don't own an iron. I rely on the dryer at the last second to get my wrinkles out. But maybe with this new combo at the insane price of only $10,000 dollars, I might actually get something done!
What number do I call?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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9 Oct 08
I'll put that down as a sale Dizz. A very wise decision too. Just think, you'll get all that ironing done - the free lanyard is an iron - and surf at the same time. Just imagine your family's face as you emerge from the waves with a neat pile of ironing just waiting for them to put on!! I'm starting to believe this rubbish myself now!! LOL.
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
9 Oct 08
Does ironing keep me away from the surf? NO WAY! I've been using the Dillaboing for years ... hangin' five when I'm zooming down the legs of trousers, gulping saltwater as I maneouvre around those tricky corners ... WOO! The patented lanyard sounds like an excellent addition - I'll have one of those, please! Just have to wait until my crushed toes recover from the last time the damn thing collapsed on me ...
@littleowl (7157)
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14 Oct 08
Hi p1ke that is dangerous fullstop. There is no way I would want to risk my life surfing and ironing and the same time LOL..littleowl
@littleowl (7157)
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14 Oct 08
Mmm guess there is a sense of adventure there..can imagine surfing and gliding away from the ironing board with the iron!!..Clothes floating on the breeze LOL maybe then your patented underwater hoover can save me!
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
11 Oct 08
HA! 
I'll bet they'd sell a couple of those, people will buy anything!
If they keep thinking along those lines, they'll come up with something really marketable, I'll bet. That's creativity, and that's what's needed in the market these days. Good luck to them!
I'll bet they'd sell a couple of those, people will buy anything!
If they keep thinking along those lines, they'll come up with something really marketable, I'll bet. That's creativity, and that's what's needed in the market these days. Good luck to them!@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
11 Oct 08
Certainly! Just add it to my account! (on account I cannot afford it!)
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@cinderella2007 (2662)
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9 Oct 08
I would love to be able to surf, but probably could manage body boarding instead!!! It sounded like you had a fab time in Singapore, remember to book another ticket next time for a little one!!
Its nice to have you back, you have been missed!!!
@cinderella2007 (2662)
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14 Oct 08
Oohh so there is a next time....let me know when and I'll prepare my passport so I dont have the bother that you had!!! Ssshhh....dont tell people, remember to act innocent!!! lol
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
9 Oct 08
Ok P1key whose mad at me cause i don't answer my phone but loves me anyway..wheeee..ok I haven't surfed in ages but no way am I ever going to go back to ironing again anything..period!..what fangled contraption is that?..do you really expect this Goddess to ever work one of those things again and be happy?..just say you are sorry and blow me a kiss...
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
9 Oct 08
Here's what you do..just think of me real hard and when i know its you I'll answer the phone..kisses kisses
@Munchkin547 (2778)
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10 Oct 08
Oh well p1ke I really don't know how i have lived without this for al these years! you better sign me up for 2!! lol xxxx
@Munchkin547 (2778)
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10 Oct 08
hehe now that would be an original costume! not quite what i had in mind though!!! lol xxxx
@mansha (6298)
• India
9 Oct 08
I wold have certtainly bought one of thiose but I do have a ironing board and I live 6.500 feet above see level so no beaches around here. 
Oh! just had a vbrain wave though an you add the ability of teaching yourself the surfing part too. It might come in handy for newbies like me. 
Oh! just had a vbrain wave though an you add the ability of teaching yourself the surfing part too. It might come in handy for newbies like me. 
@fordgtdeb (131)
• Australia
9 Oct 08
you have to be kidding i don't know anyone that would buy a surfboard for that amount of money and big deal it can be used for ironing but would like any surfers couldn't care about ironing anyway would buy things that don't need ironing anyway
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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9 Oct 08
Hi plkey,
Wow! that is fantastic I think I'll go over and get one, it won't be so boring when I'm ironing my hubby's shirts oh, what fun I would have hehe, here I go again, mine that big wave coming get ready yipeee, good fu here, oh hang the ironning lets have fun. Your friend
Tamara
@gracetreyes (529)
• Philippines
9 Oct 08
that's a fantastic invention.ishould have owned that.but i can i have it on installment basis..(lol) anyway what is that again?(lol)
@lorddeath (82)
• India
9 Oct 08
Wow!
This post really kept me amazed for a while. I had to read it over and over again to realize that im supposed to post something instead of constantly reading!!
Well.. your idea seems to be an absolute bright star in the dark sky!!
Who would have thought.. efficiency is the word that really describes your product.. Its going to be a hit and will definitely make a lot of many sales.. Priced at 10,000 USD it seems as though this is up for a steal!!
Any freebies you giving away with this?
PS: I never really had an excuse to say NO.. Was just trying to dig deeper..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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10 Oct 08
Well as an incentive we can give you 250 shirts that need ironing. Just iron them on your existing board and then post them back to us and we'll reward you for your endeavour. Not sure what with. But think of the fun that you'll have with all that ironing. I know I know. You want to resist, but go with this one. 250 shirts on their way....LOL. Welcome to myLot by the way. Not everyone is a screwball like me!
