Corrupt A Wish, have fun!

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In this little game, one poster will make a wish, please keep it simplistic and not too detailed, and don't wish for stuffs like "infinite wishes", as it makes hard to continue further, plus it sounds like idiotic. Now the second poster replies to the poster above by granting his/her wish, but in a way that it's "CORRUPTED". And this poster will make his/her own wish. And others will continue by corrupting that wish. The process continues from there. EXAMPLE: ME: I wish for A HIGH SPEED PC! NEXT: Wish Granted, but its CHARCOAL OPERATED!~ I wish I'm a star. ME: Wish Granted, your a star in outerspace!~ I wish I have a girlfried. NEXY: Wish Granted, but the girl doesn't know.. I wish I can fly! ME: Wish Granted, but you cant come back to the ground anymore~ Get it? Its my first post here in mylot so lets enjoy!~ Me first: I wish I have a million dollars!!!!