Joke for today
By kaleegirl45
@kaleegirl45 (1515)
United States
October 16, 2008 11:42am CST
BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
as semble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ... .
(scroll down)
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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8 responses
@kaleegirl45 (1515)
• United States
16 Oct 08
thank I'm glad I made you laugh, have a grea day and take care 
@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
16 Oct 08
[i]Hi kaleegirl,
this is nice when you will be around, you always make everyone laugh! hahahahha...very funny! thanks for sharing and more more jokes! hahahha![/i]
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@kaleegirl45 (1515)
• United States
16 Oct 08
thank you, thank for responding, have a great day, hugs to you
@EAStanley (2688)
• United States
16 Oct 08
LOL! Haha! That is the funniest joke ever! Thanks for making me laugh! :-)
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@kaleegirl45 (1515)
• United States
16 Oct 08
Good Morning EAStanley,
I try to send in a couple of jokes during the end of the weeks. I'm glad you like it. take care and thank you for posting.
@kaleegirl45 (1515)
• United States
17 Oct 08
Hi leenie,
I've never read it, and no one ever told me. I not offending anyone, but I'm glad you like it.
