Would you agree with my wife?

@jackgym (274)
Australia
October 17, 2008 6:51pm CST
I asked my wife why married women were heavier than single women. She said, single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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@sarazeng (220)
• China
18 Oct 08
Hi jackgym! Fun. How come I am heavy though still single...LOL
@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Hi, don't worry yourself about it, there are a lot of men who don't like thin women, including me. And stop reading those silly magzines. :)
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
19 Oct 08
No, she hasn't mentioned why married men are thinner than single men, and she probably won't because she keeps me well fed but not carrying any extra weight. If she spots any she says, "Let's slip into the bedroom and work off that extra fat!" I usually hesitate and then give in... LOL
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@sarazeng (220)
• China
18 Oct 08
Ha, thanks for your suggestion! Well, have your wife ever mentioned why married men were thinner than single men :-P
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@debby28 (89)
• United States
18 Oct 08
That is so funny. I bet you and your wife have a great life together. You sound like a lot of fun.
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• United States
18 Oct 08
Good Answer!!!! lol
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• United States
19 Oct 08
*L* She's probably standing behind him, ready to give him a good ear whallop if he says otherwise. Just kidding!
@carolbee (16230)
• United States
18 Oct 08
Now that's a good one. Never quite viewed it that way but now that I think about it, it's true.
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
I like a lady who will own up :)
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@Amberina (1541)
• United States
18 Oct 08
LOL that's pretty funny I think the reason married women just get comfortable with their mate and start to eat more, just like men get fat when they get married or have a steady girlfriend and as soon as they break up they lose wieght and start looking at their appearence.
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
19 Oct 08
When you get older you become more health conscious and exercise more, or we do anyway. But I told my wife if she got skinny, I'd leave. There's a difference between thin and fat. And women were meant to have curves, like them or not.
@chiaeugene (2225)
• China
18 Oct 08
haha. your wife has a good sense of humour and i definitely like it. i hold u do not mind but i guess she is trying to be humourous and i have not heard of this before. good time for me to share with my friends esp those ladies who looks heavy.
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Be careful mate, some of those heavy ladies may not have a sense of humour.
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@jesoccer (90)
• United States
18 Oct 08
lol thts funny lol
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
19 Oct 08
I'm glad you had a laugh.
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@barehugs (8973)
• Canada
18 Oct 08
Thats all very well, but I think a married woman should go directly to the kitchen, as soon as she comes home from work. "When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living." ~ Helen Rowland.
@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
I don't mind a wife going to the fridge as long as she makes something for me while she's there.
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@underdogtoo (9579)
• Philippines
18 Oct 08
I wonder...
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
I sometimes wonder too why I ever got married.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
18 Oct 08
oh myg jackgym wow I am still laughing. could be but no my hubby was very romantic so that wasnt it, its cooking for a man who prefers the most calorific of foods, like roast beef and lots of potatoes, so we start eating that way and we dont burn it up while hubby has a metabolism that blows away all that and c an come back for more. You serve him a lot of veggies, he yells youre trying to starve me. oh my. help.
@jackgym (274)
• Australia
19 Oct 08
You're in a bit of a pickle there, aren't you? Your hubby is like me and loves baked dinners. Why not feed him the roast beef and potatoes and you have the veggies :)
• United States
19 Oct 08
Ain't that the truth! Hubby is a meat and potatoes kind of guy. Put a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk with those meat and potatoes every day, and well, there's part of the answer. I've TRIED to get mine to eat the things I would prefer to eat, but he'd rather eat a bowl of cereal, which usually turns out to be the whole box of cereal, rather than something good for him.
• Japan
18 Oct 08
She is right.
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
You been looking in my window?
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@Humbug25 (12540)
18 Oct 08
Hi there jackgym That's great and very true!!
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
19 Oct 08
You don't reach my age and not have some knowledge about women, lol.
18 Oct 08
they may see something bigger in the fridge
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18 Oct 08
or should i say better
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Thanks for the reminder to take the cucumber out of the fridge!
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@aisaellis22 (6445)
• United States
18 Oct 08
Well maybe she has a point there. But based on what I have observed, as we grow older, our weight increases that's why we became fatter. But most of the time, it really depends on the genes. There are really people who have faster metabolism that's why even if they eat too much, they still remain slim.
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
True. I think a little extra weight looks good on a woman.
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• United States
18 Oct 08
well if she has kids then she might gain a bit of weight hence the looking in what's in the bed and go to the fridge. and since they can have whats in bed every night i believe they're tired of it. and then again unmarried women don't regain the weight from pregnancies and don't have stress from taking care of children and such. but i wish you good luck on getting that special 'spark' back with your wife. ;)
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@Shar1979 (2722)
• United States
18 Oct 08
LMAO your wife sure does have a sense of humor. isn't it that guys are like that too. they gain weight after they got married?
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Yes, it works both ways. "If you want to generate heat you need some meat".
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• United States
18 Oct 08
LMAO....your wife could quite possibly be onto something.....lol......good luck!
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Thanks for the sympathy :)
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@tikei18 (359)
• Philippines
18 Oct 08
Married woman have already baby. And when a woman is still pregnant she eats a lot making her gain more weight and making her bigger. After she give birth, all the excess fats stays in her body. And she is used in eating foods. After she gave birth it will not easy for her to burn fats and do heavy exercise. It would cost her 1 month before she can do heavy loads. Mother gets also tired of taking care of their baby. And what she will do rest on the bed and after she have rested she will go to the frig and check if there is something to eat. Heheh. I just want my response long. My only answer to your question is, YES! That's all! Good Day!
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Your response may be long but your excuses are very weak :)
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@eagle_f15 (1827)
• Malaysia
18 Oct 08
True true !!! But for my case, I see the bed and then go open the fridge and then go to bed. That's because there's nothing to eat in the fridge unless I gotta take out the pots and pans and start cooking. So being already tired I rather go to the bed. There's no ready to eat food in my fridge - no chocs, no sweets....one way to not be heavier than single women !!
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@relundad (2310)
• United States
18 Oct 08
LMAO Too Funny! Probally true!
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
You females stick together, don't you?
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• United States
18 Oct 08
lol! that is so cute!
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Don't laugh it will only encourage her!
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@Lazers (152)
18 Oct 08
Hide in the fridge, then, when your wife comes, jump out, and surprise her. "Surprise hugs."
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@jackgym (274)
• Australia
18 Oct 08
Bugger that, doesn't cold make "it" shrink?
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