Let's create the biggest list of Chuck Norris jokes!!
By monimo
@monimo (83)
Canada
October 19, 2008 1:01pm CST
ok, so my obsession started a while back, when everybody was developing jokes about the Texas Ranger. I remember seeing the show as a kid, but apparently he wasn't as much in vogue as he is now. Here are a few good jokes. Post more, or the funniest you heard.
Here are a few:***If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.
***There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
***Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay's potato chip.
***Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents for every time he listens to a song.
***Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for using the name he uses for everything surrounding you.
***Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
I hope all these jokes will give us a good giggle!!:))
ps: can anybody tell me how and why people started to make fun of him??
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@MysticTomatoes (1053)
• United States
25 Jun 09
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
The last one is one of my favorites.
