If you audibly farted in a public place, what will you do to make a nice exit?

Philippines
October 21, 2008 9:53am CST
Hi everyone. Did this evey happened to you. Sounds humiliating right? My friend said that if he is confronted with this kind of situation are in this situation, he will deny that it is him. As for me, I will say, "Oh I am sorry but there is no toilet for it." lol How about you?
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@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
21 Oct 08
If you have to fart, you may as well claim it...LOL I do this to my wife all the time in the stores...I will rip one and then walk away leaving her standing in the area by herself, so that anyone coming by will think it was her LOL
• Philippines
21 Oct 08
lol. Very funny. Now I am enjoying this site. At least people have the guts to admit the truth. Thanks for responding.
• United States
21 Oct 08
well I will give you a fair warning... If you don't want someone's opinion here on mylot, you had better not ask... if you do ask...be ready for anything when you start to read the responses... LOL
@ronaldinu (12422)
• Malta
25 Oct 08
I would continue doing what I was doing previously and pretend that it was not me who did the sound. Yes it is a bit humiliating but it is human nature after all. © ronaldinu 2008
• Philippines
27 Oct 08
Hi. Yeah that is what probably might others would do. Just be sure not to blush. In that you will be caught. lol Thanks for responding.
@kykidd (6812)
• United States
21 Oct 08
I think I would probably, and probably have, cough or fake sneeze or something. And then I would say Oh, excuse me. LOL I'm sure it has happened, I just can't recall when. So I guess it wasn't too embarassing of a moment. At least not so embarassing that I didn't just forget about it.
• Philippines
21 Oct 08
lol
@albino001 (154)
• India
21 Oct 08
i hav never done