What Would You Hit Him With?

It would be difficult for a burglar or anyone else to sneak up behind me because I work from my recliner with an easychair workstation set up. The positioning of the recliner makes it difficult for anyone to be behind me. Now off to the left and behind a bit might happen. But that would make me have to hit him with my left hand and I am afraid I would not be able to do much damage no matter what I had to hit him with. Let's see now...LOL...looks like the only think I have handy would be a half gallon old milk jug half full of water. And he would see me going for that. Oh well...guess he has me at a disadvantage.

With my luck, it would be the mouse because my hand would already be on it. Then I would try to throw it, but it won't really go anywhere since it's attached to the computer. The next thing would be the stapler, which is to the right of the mouse. That might hurt the robber because it's a hand-me-down stapler from my dad and it's really heavy and made out of metal. It would be amazing though, because to get behind me, he would have to come in through the door in front of me on the right, so I would see him. Or come through the window behind me. He would have to get through the dogs then climb through the window, make it either around or under the table my husband made for me for my scrapbooking and not trip over the stool. Somehow, I just don't see that happening.

For me it is a bowl that I just ate some yogurt out of, but I have a mini pincher that I am watching for my mom so he would probably alert me way before the prowler could get in the door lol.

Well, I am currently sitting on my sofa against the wall so no one could sneak up on me. IF , someone snuck up on me while I was mylotting, I'd have to hit them with my laptop. It's the only thing close enough for me to grab.

i have two solid glass paper weights on my desk. i would grab them and hit him with that. it could be dangerous for him to try and sneek up behind me.

I would grab the closest object to me nw and that my phone charger leaving my cell!! When we have to hurt someone to defend ourselves its always fair to hurt rather than getting ourself hurt...Have a nice day!

Oh, this is an easy one. I just sat down with a hot cup of coffee. It would be coffee to the face and then whack him really good with the cup as well. I then would grab the broom that I just stood up and poke him with the handle or use two hands and get him across the throat with it.

I have my choice of a coffee mug full of ink pens and an old heavy metal stapler. I think I would go for the coffee mug.

Hi there miraclefreebies. I have quite a few objects close to me. I could use the pocket knife, but i think the most efficient would be the mug because i would brake it in his head and then probably try to hit him where it hurts.

I have a big heavy bottle of water sitting here, it is the beat I could do. I hope the dog gets him first.

my fist to punch him or my foot to kick him lol I don't really have the objects that are close to me other than my laptop or a few dvd cases which won't do too much damage on the opponent.

nice topic, it got me looking at my desk! well..hmm i do not know exactly what to hit him because on top of my desk are all folders and file of paperS!!! hahahah maybe i will just hit him with my mug lolz....or my magazine file!! i totally do not have anything harmful here hahahaha maybe i should just throw him my monitor lol... nice post :)

The closest thing to me at my computor desk is the phone.I also have a mug of tea at all times,so i guess i would be pretty safe.If the phone didn't work,the mug should.[lol]

well I have a torch handy near me.If someone sneaks in from behind,I will grab the torch,switch it on, turn around,flash the light directly to the face of the burglar ,thus blinding him ,and hit him on the head with it ..he..he....

Oh, no....all I have around is my beautiful orchid plant. Nothing else. I guess I have to trust my lovely dogs to do something for me...

I'm on a laptop and the battery is pretty heavy in this thing, so I'd probably just pick up the whole laptop and clobber him with it. I don't think that would hurt my computer, and I'd probably still be logged into MyLot... that would be a heck of a new discussion to post huh? :D

If that was the case a marble ashtray, I do not see anyone breaking in without me knowing first.

Well I have an unfair advantage. The closest things to me right now are my puppies. I would not have to do a thing....LOL.

The closest object which is hard and can be grasp firmly in my hand is a scientific calculator. I would probably hit the burglar with that. He should have calculated the risk before attempting to hit my house, lol That aside, it would be best to follow the instruction of the burglar instead of fighting back, it could lead to unnecessary violence, especially if the person is with accomplices. May everyone be safe :)

I would use the silver candle stick thats on my table beside me (its not real silver) cleave him hard with it, or maybe my big glass ashtray thats always with me. I would not want to kill him, but I to would certaintly defend myself. I have a bleep bleep on my door (like in a shop door when you walk in) so he would have to get past that as it would wake up the whole neighbour hood. This was fun cheers.