He Got Caught Cheating-Guess What He Said

LOL its not what it looks like...this one has always been funny to me...what is it then? He accidently stumled, his clothes fell off while falling on her...and you wouldnt belive it...his d*ck just slide in...yeah right :))

I don't know if you watched Norbit, but in the scene where Rasputia and her aerobics instructor get jiggy, and Norbit walks in on them and the guy asks like it was just a natural thing explaining everything and all,to me that is the end of all excuses. That just kind of blew me. Norbit knew the deal, and they tried to play him stupid.

Nice post there my friend. I'm beggining to think of the perfect alibi I can use if that happens Hehehehe..... just kidding. I will not gonna do it,,,,,,like honey is it you,,,,,who's this hahahaha.....LOL Take Care...

This doesn't mean anything, I just couldn't help myself. They'd be saying this to a slammed door as far as I'm concerned. There is just no excuse for cheating. Oh yes, there is the conversation where they try to make you the bad guy. It's your fault, you just were not giving me what I needed. I think it may be a toss up between these two.

Fortunately, I've never had a cheating problem. I've had guys that wanted to play the field but were kind enough to tell me first (I guess it's my kind personality, they think they can tell me anything without the fear of my throwing something at their heads). I did have someone tell me that I was a good person and just too nice for him as a way to break up with me. I also had someone tell me that he had some unfinished business with an ex that he would like to finish (this dummy thought that I was going to let him go out and pursue a different relationship and sit home waiting for him to make up his mind). I was very nice (as they thought I would be I suspect) but I let them know that I was moving on and they were free to do what they wanted, but once gone they couldn't come back so I hoped it was worth it.

i caught my ex-girlfriend in bed with my ex-bestmates and they both said its not what it looks like so i pulled the cover off them and yes they were naked so i said so wot is it then. so they said changing the sheets so i said what naked so they said it got hot now do they think iam stupid or what. has any one had a similar experince

You know, the more I think about it and the more I hear all these stories about people catching their SO's cheating on them, it seems that it's not what it looks like seems to be the phrase they frequently use when caught. I mean, if I walk in on my partner kissing someone else, or sleeping with someone else, how on earth is it NOT what it looks like? It's just one of those things people use to try and get themselves out of trouble.

" it wusn't me! "

The WORST thing? I think that would have to be "It's all YOUR fault!" That's never happened to me, personally, but I heard some doozies out of my first husband! He came home at 4:00 a.m. once and 'confessed' to me. He said he was at a bar and met these two girls who were sisters and went home with them but, as soon as he got to their place, he felt so guilty and told them that he had a wonderful wife and beautiful new baby boy at home and had to leave, so he turned around and came right home. Now, I'm no expert, but it seems to me that, since bars close at 2:00 a.m. (actually a little earlier than that) and he got home at 4:00 a.m., that gave him two hours to get to these girls' house, turn around and come back home. We lived in Baltimore, MD at the time. I asked him, "Where did they live, Pennsylvania?" Nah, I knew he was cheating. Either he thought I was stupid enough to fall for that lie, or HE was that stupid to think I'd fall for it. I'm just glad he's my ex!

really honey I was just rubbing her back. Both were naked. Yeah right. And no lotion. I threw the lotion at them. Hit him right in his head told her to get out now. I make her leave naked. then put her clothes out the door. I made him leave later after I told him a few things I can't say.But your right then it wasn't funny now. it is. Your friend onlydia

I am sorry honey, she made me do it. Or as Flip Wilson would have said, The Devil Made Me Do It.

Oh, miraclefreebies. I'm glad you can laugh about this now. I've never experienced this myself but I've seen a few Cheaters episodes to see how many idiots there are in this world. "I really thought it was you, baby" or "You made me do it, you don't give me enough attention" or "I love you, I never meant to hurt you" are a few more stupid things to say when caught cheating. But I guess the worst thing that they could say would be "Honey, what are you doing? Put that down!"

""ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE""..................... well then what the eff is it???lol

How about she told me that she was a present from you

Oh wow!! Sorry for laughing, but the way you relate it, it is so funny! Nopes, I never caught anyone cheating in such a dramatic manner. :) Cheers and happy mylotting

Anything but "I'm a jerk, I don't deserve you". I don't know why men are so underhanded and sneaky but I do know that none of them can be trusted because they are ruled by the little head, not the big head or the heart. Their brains and hearts are between their legs and they can't be trusted as far as you can throw them. I'm glad you can laugh now!

"oh hunny bunny i wasn't expecting you home till 8 sit lets have a chat about this!" when I walked in the door at half six to a view I didn't really want to see. My response? " hmm i'm so sorry do you want me to come back at the correct time hunny bunny??" *through gritted teeth*

I remember when my ex confessed what he did, the lamest thing he said to me was I didn't think what I was doing was wrong. I wanted to haul off and hit him for that.

Good you walked in on him when you did. if it had gone on longer and your ex friend had become pregnent and you too then it would have ben a really funny scene. ha ha ha Jokes apart, it is good youdecided to walk out. he can not be trusted can he? and the cheek to make an excuse.

Hahahahah. I'm hust here to laugh with you. I haven't really been in this kind of situation. I mean, I had my blues and was cheated many times but haven't caught one in action. So here' another laugh. Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahah...hahahah. Seriously, i like the fact that you can laugh about it now and LOL he really is an idiot. Glad your out now and happy! Sheena