Pathetic pick up lines

Yea that one is pretty weak i woulda laughed at him too. I've never really had to use too many pickup lines in my time because some of them are so lame you know you'll be shot down. I just use some good personality and it works everytime. Well almost everytime.

hi coffeeshot, well I think the worst pickup line I ever heard was from this big handsome, over self confident jerk who said, you look so lonesome, bet someone has hurt you, can I makeit all well?" I looked at him, then said as my husband came back from having b een to the mens room, " No, but I suggest you leave before my husband hurts you." Now what was so funny is that the jerk was bigger than myhusband, but he thought I was serious, he got up and made a dash for the front door of the cafe. Myhubby and I laughed over this for a long time.My hubby said he was glad that the guy didnt take a swing at him. lol lol lol.

Just last week, a guy in his 70's pointed to a man I was with and asked if he was my boyfriend, I said 'no'. Then he says well if you are not married, you can go out with me this weekend and we can get married. My life is so sad!

I seem to have had some awful ones over the years- "are you from the city of sin?" which just left me confused and "if I buy you this rose will you go home with me?". Needless to say they did not work on me...lol

Well here is one. I know what I want lay down. And then I told him I seen that on a button. And then there are some that don't need them. It's all in the look. And some have a gift of just the look. Your friend onlydia

He should have been hit by the car just so he could see what a looser he is.

Oh, I just hate those guys. Years ago one guy said: "if you want to know real man, go out with me" Because it was in nightclub, I said: "OK, you go out and I will stay here"

That was yuccky. The WORST one for me was when a guy accused me of preferring girls just because I didn't want to go out with him. What a creep! He couldn't wrap his wee brain around the idea that it was possible to like guys but not like him.

Hi dear why u take it as pathetic Pick up line u might take it as appreciation that he say that u r so gentle and delicate that little things might hurt u, and thats reakl beauty And other thing that guy did not know that if it was u who decided to walk and cross the road then trust be CAR might be applying full brakes and come to halt rather than slowling down Well , i rare i got such commenrts and trust me i am least bother them to even remember Take care

I have never really had one directed at me, but one that comes to mind, is "Did it hurt?" and then the reply is "what?". And it goes on with "When you fell out of the sky? - Heaven is missing an angel!". Oh brother, what a load! I cannot believe that some people would even fall for that one! Have a great day and happy myLotting!!!

My sister was once in a bar when a guy came up to her and said "Hi. I'm Fred." and walked away. About ten minutes later he came up to her again and said "Hi. Haven't we met somewhere before?" She didn't go out with him. At least I think that she didn't.

Hi coffee, I have never heard anyone saying those pickup lines to me (sad) but I have heard several ones in the past, I can't remember them, they are cringe making though. Tamara

I can't even post the worst pickup line someone ever used on me because it's that family-UNfriendly. It happened at a bar in Roanoke where I was shooting pool. He followed me to the bathroom, blocked my way into the restroom and leaned in to whisper what he wanted to do 'right here, right now'. That was all it took to get him thrown out of the bar by the rest of the good ol' boys that didn't appreciate a loser treating one of their girls that way.

I like this pick up line, but it is cheesy. "Where have you been all my life?" Reply is: "Avoiding You". Thats about all I can think of for now.

OMG there are so many..If men only knew that we women know the all the pick up lines by heart since we have been having to listen to them all of our lifes...I think the oldest line i have heard (and there is so many) is "Where have you been all of my life"

I have been married for so long that I would not know a pick up line if it hit me in the face. heehee We I will tell you my pool guy I think if I give him the time of day he would be more then my friend. He is nice and I go out and talk to him when he is here if I am not busy. A few weeks ago I was not home when he cleaned the pool and he did a great job but he left his cell phone number on a sheet of paper on my door in case I needed him for anything. The pool looked great why would I need him??????? Then the next week we where talking and he told me about swimming and losing his false teeth and thank god he found them because he pulled them out to show me what he looked like without his teeth. OMG he was such a looker!!!!!!!!!!!! He is a nice guy with a lot of drama in his life I not think I would give him the time of day even if I was not married. He is nice but not my type I do not go in for all the drama that tends to be in his life.

Within the past month or two, I've heard by far some of the lamest pick up lines I've heard in my whole life. They've all happened at a gas station above my house too. One guy came up to me and said, "If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, do you mind if I vacation between the holidays?" Another time, a guy asked me if I had a keg behind me because he wanted to tap my a**. And finally, a dude compared me to a box of Lucky Charms cereal because I must be magically delicious. Idiots.

at my age don't get any pick up lines & don't remember many that i did. lol i'd probably told the guy in the car to go to the devil.

This was a long long time ago, but thinking about it makes me laugh. I was at a bar with my friends, when this guy started talking to me. All of a sudden, he whispers "Are you married? Would you like to be?" I look at him and one of my friends. I bust out laughing so hard that I couldn't contain myself. Then, I replied "No, and not with those shoes." If you looked down, his shoes looked like a dog had done his business on them. In fact, I think my friend smelled them and she said they smelled like s***. Since I don't have a sense of smell, I made her do it for me. After that little interaction, I don't go to the bars anymore. Too many weirdos out there!

You're like a booger, because you're so hard to get! Did you ate some sugar, because you're smile is so sweet! So so pickup! :)