Keyboard mishaps - ever got coffee on your keyboard?

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Haha so I was happily typing away at my 80wpm, and I realised for the umpteenth time how warped my keyboard is. Mainly because it's a cheap Haier laptop that's two years old, but probably also because I spilled wax on it once and had to pry off the keys. They were never quite the same when I put them back. XD Have any of you had keyboard mishaps? I heard a friend who got sushi over his keyboard make a lame joke about it - "Fish over board!". Food, coffee, contact with the Angry German Kid, even wax like for me...is your keyboard still working, or did it die in a flare of sparks? (:( )