Is god a female or a male?

I think if god existed it would be male, no female could screw things up so badly

Neither. God (Good Orderly Direction) is the better part of each and every one of us.

I think that god is both and neither. I don't think that god is a person in what we understand the word to be. I think god is a higher power that encompasses all, through all planes of existence. I also believe that there is one god but with different interpretations. Religion is like a kaleidiscope. Everyone shakes up the toy and sees a different picture through the eye piece but it's the same pieces being used for each different picture.