have you ever fart in a lift?

China
November 3, 2008 10:51pm CST
haha. yesterday, me, my wife and my son were in a crowded lift back home. as our apartment is a 30 storey building and we live on the 19 floor, it takes some time to reach. there were about another 7-8 persons in the lift. suddenly, my 15 year old son farted and the smell was actually quite pungent and we had to apologise on his behalf to those in the lift. I can see their faces and they were laughing and at the same time controlling cos the smell was quite unbearable. When we reached home, me and my wife began talking about it and were laughing. we admitted that we had did the same too. i did it several times too in a lift and during those time, i do not know if it will stink but i just took the risk as i had a bad stomach. normally i would just keep quiet about it when farting and try to act as normal as possible if there is no sound, if there is i would just apologised. haha. what about you?
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• China
4 Nov 08
Haha, interesting experience. That reminds me a scene of a movie which I forgot the name. In the movie a man farted in a elevator, he did not want another people to know it was him, so he immediately said to a friend with him "why did you fart here" so people thought it was the friend.
• China
4 Nov 08
haha. if it was me who is in the situation. iafter farting, i would pretend to hold my nose and look at the person next to me. starring at him and shake my head. this would give others the 1st impression that he is the guilty one and not me. haha. cos he is near to me and maybe that would convince others that he is the one
@jammyt (2818)
• Philippines
4 Nov 08
I think at one point in our lives, we have experienced this --- whether we are the culprit or not. LOL! When I'm the culprit, I just act as if nothing happened. LOL! Or i can also blurt out a big "SORRY!BAD STOMACH" or something.
• China
4 Nov 08
i love this chinese saying...fart is just a gas in our stomach, it came out for a breather and stroll. who ask you to be greedy and snift it in.. haha