read this forward - describes personality based on your birthday

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I think the titles are meant to shock (and I can't imagine a slug being fun at parties) but the actual descriptions in this forward I got today are very uncanny and accurate! LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09~ A.ss January 10 - 24~Slug January 25 - 31~Cockroach February 01 - 05~ Parasite February 06 - 14~Bullfrog February 15 - 21~Skunk February 22 - 28~ Snake March 01 - 12~ Ape March 13 - 15~ Cockroach March 16 - 23~ Slug March 24 - 31~ Parasite April 01 - 03~ A.ss April 04 - 14~ Snake April 15 - 26~ Slug April 27 - 30~ Skunk May 01 - 13~ Slug May 14 - 21~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31~ Cockroach June 01 - 03~ Slug June 04 - 14~ Skunk June 15 - 20~ As.s June 21 - 24~ Ape June 25 - 30~ Parasite July 01 - 09~ Slug July 10 - 15~ As.s July 16 - 26~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31~ Parasite August 01 - 15~ Ape August 16 - 25~ Slug August 26 - 31~ Skunk September 01 - 14~ Bullfrog September 15 - 27~ Parasite September 28 - 30~ As.s October 01 - 15 ~ Ape October 16 - 27~ Skunk October 28 - 31~ Snake November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach November 17 - 30 ~Parasite December 01 - 16 ~ As.s December 17 - 25 ~ Ape December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog If you are an As.s (A.ss): A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified. If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then! If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful..... If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends. If you are a Skunk: You are near t o perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys. If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are! very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love.... If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, yo u may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you. If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!