Let me tell you about my childhood hero...... Who's yours?
By James72
@James72 (26790)
Australia
November 18, 2008 8:54am CST
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Chuck Norris! As far as I was concerned, her was a living, breathing death machine that could have kicked the backsides of an entire army if he chose to! There are a number of facts that I think need to be shared about this man among men:
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it actually affects the world economy.
- When Chuck Norris wants and egg, he cracks open a chicken.
- In a fight between Batman and Spiderman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
- Many people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris sweat.
There are of course many more examples that I can share as we go along, but this will do for now. So tell me, who was your childhood hero and are there any amazing facts about them also you can share?
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@alokn99 (5717)
• India
18 Nov 08
Chuck Norris was good. But then so was Bruce Lee. Then there was Mohamed Ali. My child hood hero was actually a figment of my imagination, a combination of all the above and what did he look like ?
ME .
Now you guess whose pyjamas i wear ?
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
That's a pretty handy mindset to have at such a young age alok! If you were to combine Chuck Norris, Mohamed Ali AND Bruce Lee all into one then I reckon there would be a whuppin' created that would equal and all out nuclear war! LOL. What pajamas do you wear? Hmmm. That's a tough one, but I am assuming that you own something with bunnies on it! Thanks for the response.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
Hahahaha. Well firstly alok, I have no reason to question your ability to get eggs out of chickens by just looking at them; but I am sure that Chuck will be stepping up to question this at any moment so be sure to have your running shoes on! Chuck Norris is also very environmentally aware too by the way so recycles his own sweat repeatedly. The more Red Bull he drinks, the more he sweats and the Red Bull becomes even purer! It's like a Norris distillation and filtration process really and the mani ingredient as always is FEAR.
I would tell him to get off the Monopoly board too, but to be honest I just don't have the courage. I once asked him what the time was and he said "Two seconds until....." I then stupidly asked "Until what??" and he roundhouse kicked me in the face! You just don't mess with Chuck, alok..... Sorry!
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
18 Nov 08
I have to travel back in time for a while to let you know my answer on this one, James. See you in a bit.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
20 Nov 08
That answer is not boring at all SaintAnne! I have said earlier in the thread that having a real-life role model is the ultimate role model of all. Just not everybody gets to experience one is all. Jane Goodall! Interesting choice there. An amzing woman though and unparalleled in her field, no question!
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
19 Nov 08
I'm back! So many things happened and they were much simpler and happier too back then! But the present is not too shabby either.
My answer is a bit boring but it was my dad that was my childhood hero. For a single father, he was always there for us. He let me do things my way and let me know that I can be whoever I want to be.
Then I started getting into Jane Goodall and hippies. Flower Power!
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
19 Nov 08
Nancy Drew could kick Chuck Norris' a$$ any day, and she wouldn't even have to use her feet to do it... she would use her mental superpowers. Here are a couple of facts you may be unaware of:
*Nancy Drew had her own car while chuck Norris was trucking around on a tricycle.
*Nancy Drew could outwit the most devious & vicious criminal with her sharp intellect, while Norris had to resort to brute strength.
What I'm getting at is that Nancy is far more mature than Chuck, far more intelligent, far more attractive, and all together a far better choice as a hero! OK, fine, heroine.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
I am sorry to have to bring you down a couple of notches here zigzagbuddha but I have checked the archives and it seems that while Chuck Norris is out every day, saving the world and kicking a@@...... Nancy Drew is back in his mansion, cooking him up tonnes of rump steak with extra hot tabasco sauce; and ironing his underpants! She is certainly very good at navigating her way through complex conundrums; but she has never been able to react swiftly to the presence of cold hard steel like Mr Norris! The closest she comes to "heroine" is that she needs to take "heroin" in order to keep tabs on her fear while existing in Chuck's presence.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
Wow. I am seriously considering the printing off of these words and FRAMING them! I am rarely touched so deeply by such commanding words zigzagbuddha and I thank you sincerely for sharing them. The women of this era had such a spirit about them; but for some reason, along the way they just lost the joy! I think they had dogs that would bring your pipe and slippers in those days too! These days, the average dog when asked to do the same will slyly smile, walk on over and then use your own leg as a hump toy! What's this world coming to??
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
19 Nov 08
Jeez James, you sound like the author of this article (from a 1955 edition of 'Housekeeping Monthly' magazine):
The good wife’s guide
*Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
*Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
*Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
*Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
*Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
*Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
*Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
*Be happy to see him.
*Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
*Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home later or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
*Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
*Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
*Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
*Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
*Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. [b]You have no right to question him.
*A good wife always knows her place.
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No phucking wonder men fought against 'women's lib'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no wonder women demanded it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yeah, Nancy Drew was from that era so she probably was back at the mansion ironing his phucking underwear!
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
18 Nov 08
I don't remember having any childhood heroes, actually. BUT, if I could go back and be a kid now, YOU would be my hero! You are so intelligent about so many things. I am constantly amazed at how much you know about so many things. It just boggles the mind.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
18 Nov 08
Why thank you Bo! (It's all a ruse by the way). I grew up watching Linda Carter as Wonder Woman and they are about to release a new version soon actually! I think it's going to be Megan Fox as Wonder Woman this time around? Gotta love the invisible plane! Thanks for the response and if you decide to dress as WW next Halloween then make sure you put a pic on your profile.
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
18 Nov 08
Ehhh, you might be disappointed, James. I am not, and never was that hot.
Hmmmmm, I might have had a girl crush on Linda Carter. Ya think?*L*
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
18 Nov 08
Oh, wait! I just remembered something. I wanted to be Wonder Woman!
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@onemanshow (189)
• India
18 Nov 08
well my childhood hero was heman superman and shaktimaan lolz
peace and happymylotting
@KrizaliD_211 (111)
• India
19 Nov 08
child hood hero ...........................................................
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..............i got one CHACHA CHOUDRAY
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
23 Jun 09
Chuck Norris was awesome wasn't he..still is really. But I didn't really have a hero really while I was growing up..sad but true..unless you count my grandpa as my hero. although I did go through a Richard Simmons faze not sure if that or these counts.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
23 Jun 09
Chuck Norris is a champion, full stop! I can't believe you went through a Richard Simmons phase! Of all people??? Still, he's a healthy dude and that's a positive message to gibve to others. Having a Grandparent or Parent as a hero is great too. We all should be so lucky to have strong and positive role models directly involved in our lives. Thanks for the response Becca.
@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
19 Nov 08
Good choice there james and good info too. I am a female and I don't play cricket but....... My hero was/is - the one and only Sachin Tendulkar. If you have lived in India then do I need to tell anything about him? As you must be aware of that during cricket season.... we breathe sachin, we think Sachin, we...........
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
The "Little Master'! I know of him indeed Daffodil and have even met him and many other Indian cricket players as well. Before I moved to India full time I used to travel there for business; and on one trip I shared the same floor as the Indian Circket Team at the Taj Hotel in Mumbai. He wasn't staying there himself as he has a home nearby; but one of the days he was in the lobby with some other players so I went and said hello! He is a living cricket legend, no question! Thanks for the response.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
21 Nov 08
I have been a fan of cricket since I was a little boy Daffodil, so it was exciting for me too! I grew up knowing Dennis Lillee, Rod Marsh and many other Aussie legends because my Father was on the board of the Cricket Association in my home state in Australia back in the late 70's and early 80's. I don't get to watch cricket from here unfortunately, but I will get straight back into that when I eventually get back home!
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@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
21 Nov 08
Wow! You have met My hero in person. I envy you james.
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@hiddenwing (3719)
• China
21 Nov 08
Hey, Mr James, nice to meet you again. By the way, your panda thing is very impressive! Did you see a real panda? If you did, you had been to China! Haha
I lost my topic. Sorry about that!
My childhood hero might be some ancient Chinese emperor when I was 4 years old! Later, my idol changed to be Confucious! You know what, the teacher in elemental school always taught us that Confucious said that...
Confucious said that " Xue er Shi Xi Zhi, Bu Yi Le Hu ?"!
In English, it is that " to learn at due times, to repeat what one has learnt, is that not after all a pleasure?"
After 10 years old, I guess I changed my mind again! I started to watch some American sitcom like "Friends" "Growing pains". The main actors soon became my hero! Wasn't it ridiculous? haha
In senior middle school, I was no longer a child. But my hero made more sense. He was Bill Gates!
All in all, I respect my old heros while proceeding with the times.
Take care
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
21 Nov 08
Hiya hiddenwing! I am gald you are enjoying the panda spanking genre..... 108 members so far so I couldn't be happier! Yes I have seen a real panda before at a zoo but not in the wild in China or anything like that. Now I have to admit that Confucious is one heck of a childhood idol to have. How profound! One of my favourite Confuscious sayings is "A closed mouth catches no flies!"
I have watched all the shows you mention too but never ended up having any heroes out of them. CHuck Norris was mine because all of his movies were very popular in the early 80's and he was a fighting machine that me and all my friends though was an absolute legend! Bill Gates is certainly an interesting role model too. One heck of a shrewd business man and a very, very successful guy too! Thanks for the response.
@hiddenwing (3719)
• China
26 Jun 09
I always miss my childhool things including the hero. "If one always miss one's Childhood",Hogo said, " one is actually old!" However, I think what a great eminent writer like Hogo really be good at is blur blur blur...It makes no sense!
I think some little girls admired some little handsome guys at the time.
Unlike them, my superhero is Cat Doraemon! One day, my cousin told me that if I shout "super change, super change, super change" loudly at midnight on the balcony. ! Then, I would become Cat Doraemon! When I heard the news, I almost got excited to cry!
At the midnight, I really shout loudly as he told me! Then, several neibhours turned their lights on, and looked out! I was so awkward! Why hadn't I changed to Cat Dooraemon? I thought maybe my voice was not loud enough! So, I shout again!
Then, my grandma pulled me back and kicked my a**
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
26 Jun 09
There;s nothing like a good butt kicking from Grandma to bring us back down to earth is there? I'm amazed this act didn't work for you hiddenwing, maybe you should try it again, but from a higher location with more people around? Thanks for the response and yes, I know you're a clever one!
@hiddenwing (3719)
• China
26 Jun 09
Oh, maybe you are right! If I shoult more loudly in a higher place, that will work! There happened to be skyscraper in town! What a pity though! My hero is not Cat Doraemon anymore! If you told me long long ago....
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@hiddenwing (3719)
• China
26 Jun 09
Don't even think there was something wrong with my IQ! I was just so innocent that I tend to think others were as kind as me.
So to speak, I was too ingenuous in believing what others say.
Anyway, I am a clever person!
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
18 Nov 08
Hi there James. My hero was Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) and still is ( Jack O'Neill) and with the rest of SG 1 of course. They saved the world so many times that they should never work again. In fact they saved the world so many times that they should be aloud to destroy it once ^_^
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
18 Nov 08
Hi elitess! OOOOOOOOH..... MACGYVER! Any man that can avert a nuclear war with only a box of matches, teaspoon and a sock gets a big thumbs up from me too! Chuck Norris would dish out to him one hell of a whuppin' though! Actually it would have been nice to see an episode where the world DID get destroyed at least once, because for sure, MacGyver would have just grabbed a few household items and rebuilt it! Thanks for the response.
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
19 Nov 08
Hahahahahahaha! MacGyver would have grabbed a few household items and rebuilt the world! You are too funny James!
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
18 Nov 08
Ahahaha... Stargate 1. Dang Boyfriend introduced me to that show. I think I've watched some seasons on DVD.
@rkrish (3003)
• India
24 Nov 08
Oof, Have you heard about RAJINI KANTH , hero of TAMIL ,India...I was total craze of him,.,as he could cut the bullets with the blades while its attacking the enemies and he has pretty talent in making various styles as well..he is being called as SUPER STAR of SOUTH INDIA...
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
24 Nov 08
I am sorry to say that I don't know the Hero of Tamil, but if he can cut bullets with his blades then he must be one tough dude! When I get a chance I will try to look him up online and see him for myself! I am sure Chuck Norris won't mind at all if I check out his potential competition once in a while! lol. Thanks for the response rkrish.
@sheenarobins (547)
• Philippines
19 Nov 08
Mine was He-Man and She-Ra. hehehehe. It shows were old. Kids right now would probably pick Ironman or powerpuff girls. LOL
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
19 Nov 08
I used to watch He-Man cartoons as a kid actually but it was always so hard to take the dude seriously with that bowl-cut he had! If IronMan were to face Chuck Norris I think he would instantly rust from the tears caused by fear; and the PowerPuff girls would be reduced to the "Pile of Powder" girls in a few seconds! lol. Thanks for the response sheena.
@lou_66 (909)
•
18 Nov 08
mihne was the amazing steve irwin.
not only was he brave but he had the animals best intrests at heart.
he travleled the world educating people who did not understand that they way they were treating animals was cruel.
also the money he made from his tv series and numerous tv appearance was used to futher improve austrailia zoo.
that man was definately a hero!
happy mylotting
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
18 Nov 08
I am an Australian Lou and could not agree with you more regarding how much Steve Irwin contributed to the community when it comes to animals and their protection. He was an amazing man and will be sorely missed. His Daughter Bindi has become very popular herself these days and looks to be carrying on the tradition too, which is fantastic! Steve Irwin was certainly brave; and to be honest, at times he was downright crazy too! lol. I think that if Chuck Norris had of had the chance to meet Steve Irwin he would have just settled for an arm wrestle I reckon! (Chuck still would have won though I'm afraid; but there would have been a healthy respect there!) Thanks for the response lou.
@Ajaykhande (94)
• India
18 Nov 08
my childhood hero is my father . I love him and his every decision is really admirable. My father was not settled that time but never eight with my mom always love her respect a lot.
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