funniest travelling experience....?

When I was in Fiji I was shopping in the market place and it said "No spitting. Keep moving" so I thought that was really funny. I went to Samoa and was riding on a local bus that got quite crowded. One person sat on my backpack and all my drinks burst. People began to sit on each others laps. When I arrived I picked up my backpack and it had orange juice dripping out of it.